TV Squad Daily with Brigitte - VIDEO

Dum, Dum, Daaah! Who'd of thought Harpo has enough money to buy out a wedding. I'd take the cash...zing!

Dum, Dum, Daaah! Who cares about some teen blonde, bimbette from the south. I got something that will rise again...in the south...

Dum, Dum, Daaah! Wooo. Love the nice hair there, Ms. Dale. Hope to see you again!

So she wants to be a graphic designer for the movie industry, doing like Pixar and shit. So she looks dumb, is from South Carolina (so she sounds dumb), says dumb things, but wants a really nerdy job. God bless her. Programming nerds will all be up on that.

Hey.....I got married in September thank you very much...

Hrrrummmmph!

I'm pretty sure Miss Teen SC wasn't actually answering the question, but was instead indulging in some kind of free-form verse. Beat poetry, perhaps. Next she'll go cross country, write up her verse and prose on a single roll of teletype paper, influence Bob Dylan, and die of an alcohol related internal hemorrhage at age 47.

Oh, c'mon, Brigitte!

Fess up... you had to have laughed your rear end off when viewing Miss South Carolina! "Losing her train of thought"??? Her words resembled a train wreck, but she came across as though her thoughts couldn't fill so much as a single seat in a box car. The phrase "train of thought" is a generous exaggeration! I think she ought to stick her gum back in her mouth and Chew, Chew!

Finally, so as not to disappoint Go-Kart...

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick...

I'm surprised you didn't say that you were planning a September wedding! (You slipped again, dincha?)

Besides, don't you think you ought to clear your wedding plans with Brigitte first? I don't remember her signing off on this.

Brigitte - -

Quick... while you still have the chance... trade in that chain lock on your door (which is thoroughly worthless anyway) and get yourself a deadbolt and a through-the-door viewer.

...and if that isn't sufficient to dissuade Patrick from coming through your door, get yourself a lawn sign that reads, "Trespassers are Welcome / Dog Food is Expensive!"

drugs are bad

so here's the deal, if you cover the screen so you only see Brigitte's mouth...she's soo Drew Barrymore.

"...stand up to 'the Oprah' .. 'Megapower Oprah'" - almost as funny as "the Iraq."

Don't worry about your "Dramatic Brigitte" dah-dah-DAH! sounding a bit off. You're fine, musically speaking. Everybody sounds a little sucky ever since the dramatic chipmunk/prairie dog thing caught on. The notes are different so as to make this clichéd motif sound more ambiguous to the undiscerning ear. Compare Brij vs. Chip and you'll see (or hear, rather.)

Finally...

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick.

Take it away, Jim.

hey wind (you half-a-commie... tree hugging... prius driving... war protesting... Daily KOS reading Liberal) some of those Fox babes are total hotties with a capital Hot!

besides... did you hear... Brigitte totally commented about me yesterday and she even used one of those :) smiley faces girls use on the computer!

we're planning a June wedding!

:)

Y'know, either you didn't understand the question or you lost your train of thought...you can only have one. Unless she's claiming she lost her train of thought WHILE she was thinking "hey, I don't understand this question" but no one's that...

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ok, that's probably what happened.