Hey Brigitte watch where you point that thing!!! Yes I can feel it! At least it you have a real smile but where is your book? (my new shows) "Smile your rights are being violated for entertainment" think it'll fly? or how bout "Cops the real world"....like they dont know they are being filmed(hidden camera) and nothing deleted-little brother strikes back!...or patrol car/"taxicab" confessions....like an hour of "naw man I swear it wadnt me yo!" I'll make a pilot and send it to Sanjaya in Hollywood.....

The sad part is, that chain is in her bathroom as that isn't her front door.

Her front door I could only imagine has 6 dead bolts, 4 door chains, the stopper that leans against the door knob as seen on infomercials and a taser hooked up to the peep hole to taze anyone looking like Patrick.

I agree with Secret Asian Man. It was from The Simpsons, Homer got arrested and Snake got the hell beat out of him. They were both there to get their new boat. Very funny.

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Secret rooms really would be cool, so long as they're not in the basement. Secret rooms in the basement go with guys whose middle name is Wayne. Not good.

Yes, Murphy, I know that basement rooms have a lower long-term temperature profile due to the thermal flywheel effect of the surrounding earth, which tends to maintain a constant... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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...oh... I should have mentioned... I doubt seriously they'll be able to get away permanently with the title "Smile, You're Under Arrest". I think Al Funt's (Candid Camera) family would probably have something to say about that in court... but Warranted Humor would work!

Patrick - -

The way I heard it, your Uncle Teddy was trying to get the girl to fix HIS cable... but it's somehow oddly reassuring to know that all that creepiness runs in the family. ;)

GigG - -

Door chains are worthless. Brigitte should get a deadbolt, especially with guys like Patrick lurking around!

Brigitte - -

I wonder if the new show - - Cops Meets Candid Camera - - will be titled Warranted Humor? I dunno... I kinda like the idea. Bring in someone with an outstanding warrant, capitalize on their selfish greed and nail them for the original offense. What can be more entertaining to a law-abiding citizen than watching selfish, greedy criminals get fooled and arrested?

...which brings me to my next question: Have you got a warrant sworn out on Patrick, or did you just get a staying order? (Deadbolt, dear, deadbolt!)

That whole, "Smile,You're Arrested!" is SO from The Simpsons.

lol@Patrick....poor uncle Teddy. I think Sanjaya is going to be taken advantage of by a "film" maker in hollywood and will make bmovie gay porn until he dies from a drug overdose at 30.

That 'Smile... you're arrested' reminds me of that 'To Catch a Preditor' show on NBC. My Uncle Teddy got on that show once... he told the reporter dude he was just there to fix the girl's cable. Yeah... my Aunt Donna didn't buy that one either... especially since Uncle Teddy is an insurance salesman.

I just wonder what kind of sting operation this show will run. And if you actually did punch somebody when they said Smile... that would be another crime.

I think marrying a reporter that interviewed you is kinda romantic... so when do you want to set up our interview Brig? :) Take that GigG *snicker snicker*

Hey Patrick,

You notice the chain on the door behind Brigitte?

That's because of you buddy.