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Bionic Woman: Faceoff

by Bob Sassone, posted Oct 17th 2007 11:01PM

Bionic Woman

(S01E04) "I'm just a simple boob man." - Nathan

I think after this episode, we're all simple boob men.

This was the "let's position Katee Sackhoff on a table and make her wear a tank top and have wires wrapped around her chest to highlight her breasts as much as possible" episode. Not that I'm complaining. But it seems like a waste to have a character like Sarah Corvus and have her lying down for most of the time.

In this episode we learn that Jaime's new body comes with a limited warranty, and that her sister likes to pour beer on ice cream.

That's what it looked like to me anyway. Little sis is all alone while Jaime is on assignment in Paraguay and is about to pour what looks like beer on a bowl of ice cream. She isn't just a rebel, she has problems, I think. And not just about Jaime always lying to her.

Sarah Corvus is captured at a poker game, and she goes quietly with the team, though she probably could have escaped if she really tried. They take her back to TSO (The Secret Organization) where she is tied to that table I mentioned above. They're trying to find out stuff about her and also figure out what's happening with her body. That info is on a flash drive in Paraguay. Jaime and Pope go there to save the agent who has it and get the info on it. When Pope discovers the agent knows what's on the flash drive, he decides to kill the agent, but Jaime helps him escape.

Three things wrong with this whole plot:

1. We're supposed to believe that the incredible, deep dark secrets of Will's bionic program are so secret that you are killed if you happen to read them and that this info is on one flash drive some guy has?

2. Pope tries to fight Jaime to find the agent and says at one point, "just because you're a machine doesn't mean you can't be beat." Um, yeah, actually that's exactly what it should mean. She has two freakin' bionic legs and a bionic arm! (She beats him in the fight.)

3. You simply cannot bend a giant fan to stop it from going round and round and then later bend it back to its original shape so it goes round and round again. I think the original show used to do stuff like this all the time, but you'd think we would have learned something in 30 years.

4. Jonas really needs the Design on a Dime team to go to TSO and redo his office.

No idea why this ep was called "Faceoff," but overall I like it. The show is really silly in so many ways, but if you put all that aside you can enjoy it. It's not Alias, it's not Heroes. But it has its own charm. I like the fact that the agent and the flash drive have vanished and that Jaime only has 5 years to live. That gives the show a bigger plot and meaning.

Of course, if the show doesn't last 5 seasons they'll have to speed things up a bit.

What do you think of Isaiah Washington's character?
He's great! He really adds something to the show.80 (21.6%)
He's OK, but I hope he's not on the show all the time.105 (28.3%)
Not really necessary to the plot.186 (50.1%)

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Allan

Sigh. Already we have boring repetition. How many more times is BBB (Bad Bionic Babe) going to meet/evade/escape her ex? BBB is great fun, but even her sexy, vampish, come-hither banter with Jamie is starting to get tired.

As for the sister...Yikes. I assume she is in there to appeal to the show's female audience (Bionic Gilmour Girls, anyone?) but she is a major, irritating, pain.

Mr. Washington better get that spin off-series up and running asap, 'cause the clock is ticking on this one.

October 22 2007 at 1:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
hannah.a.taylor

I think it's all pretty much been said, but this show just does not work as it is. If it tries to be legitimate sci-fi, it fails miserably. Whereas Battlestar Galactica is pretty awesome when it comes to the minutiae, so vital to hardcore fandom, Bionic Woman feels weak. I don't see it ever building that sort of BSG fan base. Also, the fight scenes, the special effects, the writing, and most of all, the lead's acting, are all straight out of amateur hour.

If it tries to be light-hearted or campy, it fails even more miserably. This is a show that's taking itself way too seriously, with the Secret Organization! in the underground silo and the moody set design. I guess it didn't want to be spoofy like 'Chuck', but I gotta think a little camp would go a long way here.

Bottom line: This seems so much more like a JJ Abrams production, not David Eick--a total bungle (yeah, I'll sling a little 'Lost' hate, while I'm here).

*PS--the whole beer and ice cream thing? I think I was willfully choosing to believe that it was high-end root beer, like Thomas Kemper or something... I thought she looked like she was going to make a float, maybe? Hopefully, hopefully...

October 19 2007 at 8:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
BC

GARBAGE.

That was the worst episode thus far and one of the worst tv shows I ever watched.

The "actions" seens were terrible and even unbelievable if you think she is bionic. And when she fights -- LMAO. If she cost 50 million dollars, thats a waste of money!

And the little sister -- why do we have her at all? Can we speed up until the season ender she the little sis is kidnapped so we can all beg for them to kill her off.


NBC will pull the plug on this one real soon! Sad really because it has possibilities!

October 19 2007 at 2:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Montgomery Lopez

Let me begin with giving this show a stay of execution. I was quite pleased with this episode that I actually had very few negative things to say. Having said that, let's begin.

From last week's episode, Sarah was allowed in the apartment by Becca. During this brief stint, Sarah somehow drugged the drink Becca had and used her as a human shield against Jamie. Sarah does show her humanity and lets Becca go and she goes off and running. As Jamie holds Becca in her arms, I would have thought something would have been addressed about letting in strangers or that was Sarah a Fembot with a bad set of batteries.

The opening shot of Jamie running down the alley in high heels was one of the most dumbest ideas I've seen in a long time. One would think that sneakers or some other athletic footwear would be the better option for optimal running speed. As Jamie closes on a parked car, see finds Becca in the back seat making out with a guy. Of course Jamie is upset that Becca lied to her but this is one of the better setups for the story arc in this episode.

read more: http://monsterscifishow.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/bionic-woman-face-off-episode-review/

October 19 2007 at 12:53 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tony


In my opinion it’s the Two Bionic Women storyline that doesn't work. They should have introduced the Sarah Character a little later in the series. I thought Will’s father was supposed to be the big bad in this show.

October 18 2007 at 8:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
lebea

I took it off my DVR it's just... bad. Just horrible...

October 18 2007 at 7:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
bsgfan2003

Let the NBC finger pointing begin. I've read that the different factions between the writers has made things difficult, but they can't expect us to swallow this pap every week. I'm sorry for Sackhoff because she is brilliant, but we'll see her in BSG RAZOR soon. For my part, I give up, delete from DVR.

October 18 2007 at 7:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
mb

I really am trying to give this show a chance, but it amazes me when the producers let crap slide and expect us to be wow'd by it.

1. Everybody knows it but they should've made Katee Sackoff the Bionic Woman, not this Michelle Ryan rookie. It's obvious that Katee is trying to act "over-the-top", but even though she is... she's still much more interesting than the lead actress. Bad casting calls.

2. This is really petty on my part, but I absolutely *HATE* the opening intro to every episode (where she's trying to break through the plastic sheet). I don't know who does their production, but fire them for their amateur-ish vision. Please.

3. The "bionic leaping" shots from last night should've never been released. Michelle Ryan's legs kept running while she's in the air between leaps? Could you look any more ridiculous or amateur-ish? What NBC lead is allowing this kind of crap to get through final cuts? Pathetic.

If this is the type of stuff that David Eick allows to get through on tv, then it sure makes Ron Moore look like Spielberg. I can't believe that 1/2 of the BSG superteam allows poor production to get to the public like this.

Please... improve... your... show...

October 18 2007 at 3:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
kevjohn

Wow. Just wow. Not "wow" about the show, "wow" about you guys here. I was all set to come here and give this P.O.S. a scathing review when I see that there are so many people who beat me to the punch that I no longer feel the need to vent. Thank you, guys.

For a show that NBC was trying so hard to push down our throats, this show is pretty lame. 'Nuff said.

(actually one additional thing must be said. I, and everyone I know, love ice cream. I, and everyone I know, love beer. No one that I know has ever tried to mix beer with ice cream. Especially not a 15 year old girl. 15 year old girls tend not to like beer, which is why they sell wine coolers. Maybe she was trying to sweeten the beer with the ice cream to make it wine coolerish?)

October 18 2007 at 3:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Spaz

Well Said Matt.
after seeing the pilot I wrote on my blog the show has great potential as long as they don't fall into some stupid mistakes.
1.For those who commented about the little sister, i say this she could be worse, the original girl cast would make u go crazy, a little chubby, deaf, tattoos, piercing and a nasty attitude all round.
2. I never like the running scenes it just looks horrible, in this day and age they cant get some better effects.
3. Jamie being retarded - I dont know why the show has her being so stupid, giving the flash drive away; how about sticking it in your pocket, who is going to reach in there and take it from you.
4. The guy that repairs her has potential but the writers apparently hate him, and want him to look stupid on screen.
5. Starbuck is the best thing on the show, her poker scene just awsome, probably using her bionics to cheat and beat those guys. I agree kill Jamie and leave it to the Original Bionic Woman - Starbuck. "Tada"

October 18 2007 at 1:26 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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