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Kid Nation: Bonanza is Disgusting

by Jackie Schnoop, posted Oct 25th 2007 12:20AM
Guylan from Kid Nation(S01E06) No, no, no ... not Bonanza with the Ponderosa! Hop Sing could always cook up a fine feast and the Cartwrights never fussed about hard labor. The episode title refers to Bonanza City, New Mexico. You know -- 40 days, 40 kids (well, 38 kids now and almost three weeks less), and no adults. Well, they say no adults, but believe me, it's the adults putting everything in motion.

But it is indeed the kids of Kid Nation who make this show worth watching. It's the kids who, by being themselves, bring me entertainment each week.

Oh, but Bonanza City is indeed disgusting. Or, it was before the adult push of the week.

Okay, I know the show is heavily manipulated by the invisible adults who aren't there. No, it's not just in my mind. You can't see them except for Jonathan the host, but they're like gremlins hiding in the dark corners putting wacky ideas in the heads of these kids. I'm not crazy, I tell you!

Shhh ... let me tell you a secret. It's the adults who write the journal to set up each episode theme. Yes, it's all a set-up in the world built by kids. Somehow, the kids in the town miraculously stumble upon the same problem as the town council leaders read about in the journal each week. I mean, this happens simultaneously. How spooky is that?

This week, a half a dozen of the kids were complaining about how nasty their garbage dumping area was just as the town council read that they should do something about the garbage. Amazing! Of course, it can't be editing out of sequence ... or could it?

Leila and Taylor from Kid NationOne of the great things about being a kid is that, when you don't like another kid, you can yell at them. That's something which changes somehow in your adult years. If you personally dislike your boss as an adult, you can't just yell at him and refuse to work, not if you want that paycheck each week. If you go around yelling at people when you're an adult, it casts aspersions on your stability. Live free while you can, kids!

I'm not recommending being mean, but sometimes it's refreshing to say what's really on your mind. Sometimes it's great just to get out your frustrations, cry if you have to cry, scream if you must.

That's what the kids on the show are doing. Taylor is upset with Zach because he replaced her on the town council and she thinks he's bossy. Everyone is upset with Taylor's behavior except her BFF Leila. Mike is an excitable lad who screams, cries, jumps for joy, and tries so hard I think it might make his head hurt. Other kids have a rough edge to them at times (Greg, for example), but deep down I want to get to know them more each week.

When it came time for the council members to decide who to recruit for the cleaning the dump duty, they all wanted Taylor on the job mainly just to bug her. Since they wanted Taylor, that meant her sidekick Leila, too. All of the others were chosen because they were either strong or good workers. Now, the criteria for choosing Taylor set up the drama as they knew it would.

DK from Kid NationEnter DK. We haven't seen much of him in previous episodes, but we surely saw a lot of him tonight. He was chosen because he's a good worker and is always willing to help.

As Taylor (and thus Leila) refused to work with the garbage duty, it was DK who looked thoughtful and seemed to want to talk to her, not yell at her. It was DK who tried to console and pep talk Guylan after the younger boy and new council leader couldn't carry his own weight in the garbage task despite trying his hardest. It was DK who stopped "hyena-like" behavior of some kids in town. It was DK who ruled this episode, and even brought about this week's tears.

Taylor continued to act up and her behavior was totally out of line. The kids definitely took the wrong approach to solve the issues. They ganged up on her (not physically), yelled, screamed, and were basically very mean to her. That's only going to make her more badly behaved plus it's just downright mean. But I'm an adult and I know these things.

So does DK.

Although she didn't work the garbage detail, mocked the punishment they gave her, scoffed at them all and called them dictators -- "you aren't the boss of me!" -- Taylor did get down and dirty with the rest in this week's showdown.

Pork and beans showdown on Kid NationEveryone got down and dirty as they had to find cans with their district colors in a 1600 gallon tank of baked beans with pigs so it's the pork and beans showdown. Zach yelled that it wasn't kosher, but he jumped in anyway.

Greg dived in head first at one point, but it was the red district who just couldn't be beat. Guylan, after his rough time with the garbage duty, felt totally redeemed. The yellow district (now led by Zach) are the cooks again, blech. Thankfully, green stayed out of the labor zone becoming the merchants while blue took last place despite Greg's dive. Poor little Alex tried so hard to get his can but came in after the buzzer and cried. Not to worry, Alex. Your district still wouldn't have won. After all, when your leader Anjay uses the "muscles are still developing" line in a task which really didn't call for muscle ... you're excused, Alex. You guys were two cans behind.

In the reward part, watching the faces of the kids light up about getting fruits and vegetables made me grin. Jonathan made it obvious that the choice of gas-powered dune buggies after they just went through a whole bit about pollution would just be wrong. But so many of the kids really had their eyes on the fruit that I think if they had voted and he didn't mention the pollution factor, they would have gone for the wiser choice anyway.

For the first time with the new make-up of the town council leaders, the decision for the gold star honor was unanimous -- DK. No other name was even brought up. No drama, no fuss, no argument.

Until at the town meeting when DK decided he wanted to go home before the gold star was even awarded, that is. He just couldn't take all the fighting and meanness. Tears flowed and I have to admit to a few here, too. Dang, his parents raised themselves a good kid, didn't they?

It was up to Guylan to re-redeem himself and save the day as he talked privately to DK. He didn't tell DK that they planned to give him the gold star, just told him how much the town needed him and how much he (Guylan) needed him.

It worked. DK stayed, got the $20,000 gold star, everyone's happy, Bonanza City is no longer disgusting, and I think I see the doves of peace and balloons of happiness filling the skies.

Or something like that.

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Lydia73

How could anyone think Taylor is the greatest kid? If my kids would have behaved like her, I'd re-think the way I'd been raising her. She is a spoiled, arrogant little brat. The ugly chickens should die but the pretty chickens should live? That tells you why she doesn't think she has to work. She thinks she's so pretty that the world should wait on her. No doubt that's exactly what her parents do! I hope they get a dose of reality watching their little darling on television.

November 28 2007 at 8:28 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
carlos

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November 25 2007 at 9:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Becky

NATE SAID: "Taylor is the greatest person on reality TV right now. In my opinion, she's been treated unfairly by the elite clique that is emerging and running the town through intimidation. It's one of the basic tenants of democracy that there be a peaceful change of power where the losers aren't persecuted. This whole episode reeked of tyranny with the whole "I didn't like Taylor's decisions, let's pick on her!" mentality."

I reply: Where were you during Taylor's "Deal with it reign?" She has refused to work since she arrived. The others may have been a bit harsh on her, but I have not seen her do one constructive thing -- well, she did run in and start preparing fruit salad so she wouldn't have to do dishes. The entire town pitched in to haul water... except for Taylor. Her best friend even went to bury trash. Until she learns to work and get along with others she is going to have a hard time dealing with the real world.

Nat said: It's an incentive system. You want the gold star? Earn it. But if you want to sleep all day and do nothing, then you're only hurting yourself. They can't really force any kid to do anything, so if she doesn't want the money, then she's free to do her own thing.

My reply: That is what is wrong with a lot of today's generation. You don't want to work, then let the government (which is everyone else) take care of you. If she is going to eat, drink, have clean clothes, she should work like the rest of the group.

Nat said: If it were me, I would act the same way when being confronted by a pack of idiots like that.

My reply: As several, including me, have said, the council may have been a bit hard on Taylor, but they are at their wits end trying to get her to rise up from her lazy behind and do something. I hope they do with-hold her wages. When her friend runs out of money and both of them have to do without, perhaps it will be a wake up call.

DK is at the other end of the spectrum from Taylor. He was brought up with values and a sense of responsibility. I am thrilled he won the award.

Jackie, another great article.

October 25 2007 at 5:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Shannon

I don't know, this episode seemed a little bit dangerous to me. The whole thing with the garbage, all I could think about was there's rats, God knows WHAT kind of germs, not to mention sharp objects, etc...personally I thought those kids were lucky not to have got hurt. And although Taylor is by far my least favorite kid, I couldn't help thinking it was obvious she would refuse to help them with the garbage...this is the same girl who won't wash dishes, did they really think she was going to shovel maggot and rat infested rotting garbage? As annoying as she is, I was like, "She IS only ten years old." Adults have trouble dealing gracefully with defeat, she's only behaving immaturely, as her age would dictate. And then to think that tiny little girl was going to haul water to fill up a water tower BY HERSELF? It seemed the council was making a bad situation worse. Another thing that occurred to me...why do all the good, hard working kids...Sophia, Greg, etc...get stuck doing all the work that no one wants to do? You would think they would have rebelled by now. Everytime there's a disgusting job to do, Greg is ALWAYS assigned to it. Thank God he won the gold star, but it's really not fair. It would have been fairer to have drawn straws or come up with a random way of choosing the people to deal with the garbage.

October 25 2007 at 5:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
themediablog

"But if you want to sleep all day and do nothing, then you're only hurting yourself. They can't really force any kid to do anything, so if she doesn't want the money, then she's free to do her own thing."

Here's the thing though... If her own thing involves drinking the water... If her own thing involves eating the food... If her own thing involves not living in a cesspool of garbage... Then she needs to get down off her pageant pedestal and get her hands dirty with some honest labor.

Now, I'm sure that this thing (like all "reality" TV) is edited to create characters. In this case, Taylor's character is "the spoiled beauty queen." Still, if there is even a glimmer of truth in how she is portrayed then somebody needs to set the child straight about life because her parent's clearly have not done so.

October 25 2007 at 4:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Torry Zenk

All I can say is, Taylor's parents must be proud of the job their doing in raising their daughter. If it was my daughter, I'd be extremely embarrassed. Maybe though, Taylor learned by example.

October 25 2007 at 3:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
cray

I sort of thought DK, while a good kid, was a bit of a wimp. He's used to more authority and structure, and as soon as that was gone, and he had an opportunity to help build structure that he's been given in his home life, he decided it was too hard and wanted to leave. Glad he decided to stay in the end but seems like he'll have chances to build up his character.

October 25 2007 at 1:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mario Lanza

Why do you insist on harping on the journal every week? Of course it is adult-influenced and contrived, but this isn't a documentary! It's supposed to be that way. Contrived drama + genuine reactions has been the hallmark of good reality TV since Survivor showed up in 2000. So please stop whining about the journal and the adult influence every week in your recaps. You're really bringing down a show that is pretty much the most entertaining thing on TV.

P.S. Yes we get that there are adults behind the scenes. And guess what? We don't care. We've seen reality TV before. We know how it works by this point. You're not spilling any state secrets by continuing to harp on that.

October 25 2007 at 1:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
mzamora

I'll be quite honest the council leaders did pick on her, and it was the wrong approach for intervention that she deserves. When Leila left her to go help with garbage duty was the best punishment she received, she got to feel how alone she was. We shall see what she is going to do about not having any money. She will probably just pimp her little friends to go do the work for her. Love Zach "You don't do your job, you don't get paid"

October 25 2007 at 11:58 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
h8rain

I think the kids were purposely picking on Taylor, but I think Zach and "You don't do your job, you don't get paid" was great. It was great because that is how the real world works!

October 25 2007 at 10:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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