What's On Tonight: Chuck, Two and a Half Men, Weeds

• At 8, ABC has a new Dancing with the Stars, followed by new episodes of Samantha Who? and The Bachelor.
• CBS has a new How I Met Your Mother at 8.
• NBC has new episodes of Chuck, Heroes, and Journeyman.
• There's a new Everybody Hates Chris on The CW at 8, then new episodes of Aliens in America, Girlfriends, and The Game.
• Also at 8: Food Network has Ham On Turkey.
• At 9, CBS has a new Two and Half Men, followed by new episodes Rules of Engagement and CSI: Miami.
• FOX has a new K-Ville at 9.
• PBS has two new episodes of Athens: The Dawn of Democracy.
• TBS has the special Ellen's Really Big Show at 9.
• GSN has a new High Stakes Poker, also at 9.
• At 10, Showtime has a new Weeds.
• E! has The Soup Presents at 10, focusing on celeb families.

Check your local TV listings for more.