Six books to read in the meantime
What's weird is that before the invention of television, there was this thing called "books". People used their eyes, just as they use them for watching television, to "read" these books. Books are hard to come by these days, but if you visit the library, they might have one or two, hidden in the back room. Please note you may have to slip an Alexander Hamilton or wear a low-cut shirt to gain access to the book room. Anyway, books are a great way to escape reality (TV). If you manage to track a few down, why don't you pick up a book or two while the writers strike is in effect? If the idea of straying so far away from television terrifies you, here are some books that aren't too far off point, so you can join in nice and easy.
1. Y: The Last Man by Brian K. Vaughan: This is a comic book series from Vertigo that has completely hooked me and my sad little friends. It's about a guy named Yorick Brown who, for some mysterious reason, ends up being the last male mammal on Earth. Well, he and his monkey, Ampersand, are the last males, anyway. After this strange plague, Yorick; a secret agent from the government, Agent 355; and the geneticist, Dr. Mann travel the world to discover the reason for this biological massacre and find Yorick's family and friends. It's a lot crazier than I've made it out to be, trust me. Now here's the TV connection... The story is written by Brian K. Vaughan, who joined the Lost writing team not so long ago as Executive Story Editor. I like to think that he is a big reason why Lost pulled itself out of that Season 2 slump. A lot of the unexpected twists and turns felt very Vaughan-esque. So, if you've been appreciating the last season of Lost, pick up some trade paperbacks of Y: The Last Man. If you haven't been enjoying it, pick up the book anyway, because I said so.
2. I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert: I suppose it's a bit unfair to attribute this hilarious book to just Mr. Colbert, because just about his entire Colbert Report staff (and a few buddies, including Strangers With Candy BFF Paul Dinello) worked on it. The book exudes the pompousness of Colbert's on-air persona and, well, America. If they made it any more patriotic, each word would have been stitched by Betsey Ross' descendants and there would be a hot centerfold of Lady Liberty. The book is also a lot like The Daily Show's America: The Book in that I felt a little weird about reading it in public because there were so many pictures. Maybe it's just me, but after a certain age, it felt wrong to read anything with more than a couple of spot illustrations. Oh, and, I kept laughing out loud while reading in the cafe, causing coffee and bits of croissant to get lodged in the wrong airways. So, read the book, but be careful.
3. Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay: One of my friends recently met Jeff Lindsay and her head almost exploded with glee. I guess hardcore Dexter fans are scary like that. Lindsay wrote Darkly Dreaming Dexter, the book that formed the basis for Showtime's beautifully bloody Dexter, and the sequels, Dearly Devoted Dexter and Dexter in the Dark. The first novel follows the basic Ice Truck Killer story (although they call him the Tamiami Butcher) with a few differences from the television series. The storylines for the last two books stray more dramatically from the series, so it's a good read if you're looking for a bit of an alternate universe.
4. The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman: I'm sure there's at least one avid TV Squad reader who just rolled their eyes upon the mention of this book. Not only have I been pushing this on everyone around me, but I have talked about it in as many Daily Show reviews as possible, just because I'm madly in love with this book. Sorry if you've gotten sick of my love and devotion. Maybe you're just jealous, ever think of that? For those of you that have been fortunate enough to escape my mad promotion: I love this book. It's one of the few that have managed to make me laugh out loud and I always pick it up when I'm having a bad day. Written by the Daily Show's John Hodgman (aka PC), this fake almanac reflects his same deadpan, pseudo-intellectual humor. Plus, there's a list of 700 Hobo Names. Need I say more?
5. Tim Gunn: A Guide to Quality, Taste, and Style by Tim Gunn and Kate Moloney: It is a well-known fact that Tim Gunn is the epitome of fabulous. As the sole voice of reason on Project Runway, it's only right to listen to Gunn when he gives advice. Well, recently, he released a guidebook on fashion and looking your best. I saw him at the Baltimore Book Festival when he was promoting this book and he totally sold out to his mass of screaming fans (mostly middle-aged mothers and art school students). Looks like the world is desperate to get Gunn makeovers. So, instead of scarfing down chips and watching poorly conceived replacement reality TV, pick up this book and make yourself look pretty. Or use it as a fancy napkin for your greasy fingers.
6. Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba: Most of my friends (and some of you readers) are probably sick of hearing me fawn over Death Note, the anime. Sorry, but after years of seeing nothing but crap from the anime world, I was excited to experience something that wasn't annoying and had to share. Of course, like with most animes, this show started off as a very popular manga. The story is incredibly twisted and strange and, although I haven't read through the entire series yet, I've heard that it's loaded with a lot more details than the show. There are a few characters that weren't very well covered in the anime that are much more prominent in the manga series.