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Sorry boys, they're ... I mean she's off the market; Love Hewitt is engaged

by Jason Hughes, posted Nov 29th 2007 9:42AM

Jennifer Love HewittJennifer Love Hewitt, the crush of many a young man the past decade or more, is getting hitched. UsMagazine.com tells us her lucky beau is Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, and that they are currently vacationing in Hawaii. Look for reports of them getting hit by a drunk driving Lost actor anytime now. Hewitt rocketed to fame on FOX's Party of Five where her voluptuous beauty and aura of innocence made her a television pinup sensation.

She is currently starring in CBS' Ghost Whisperer, which has turned into quite a hit for the network on Friday nights. Especially after they discovered one of the great mathematical certainties in life. Lower Love necklines equals higher ratings among young men. Now the fact that it took them more than a season to figure this out means they haven't been watching her career very well. As the interwebs have known for years, young men Love low necklines.

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Harry

Re #11:

Hahahaha! Genius.

Not a fan of any of the shows she's been on, but she is a very attractive female.

February 07 2008 at 12:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
kevjohn

JLH gave me the greatest affirmation I could ever have that I was right not to get a DVR. If I had one I almost certainly would have skipped the Hanes commercial of her prancing around in her bra.

November 30 2007 at 11:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Galley

They're real, and they're spectacular!

November 30 2007 at 9:22 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ari

i know i met JLH in ESPNZone here in NYC once, and first of all she was really nice, as long as you weren't creepy to her she was really friendly, and second she was super hot. She is beautiful and her body is smoking, and her personality was really cute also. For some reason girls hate her, and if you mention to your GF/Wife she's pretty they go nuts, but its true.

November 29 2007 at 1:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Scott

Re #4: Um, it's a joke about Lost actors, not ABOUT drunk driving. There's nothing funny about drunk driving. There IS something funny about 3--or is it 4--actors from one show, the biggest TV show currently filming in Hawaii, all down there, each getting caught for bad behavior. Sure, if one of them had killed or injured someone, no one would be laughing. But as it is, it just looks like a cast slowly being driven crazy by the "isolation" from Hollywood and the bizarre show they're verrry slowly making.

November 29 2007 at 1:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
divineparasite

I don't know why critics and many people seem to be so mean to her, what the hell did she ever do? I think its the Marylin Monroe factor. They see a voluptous woman that automatically makes her stupid and/or untalanted. People can't just be happy for her? Congradulations to her, she's twenty-eight years old, in Hollywood when most are on thier second or third marriage by that age, and she's with someone within her age range. Next to others she's well normal. I guess normal isn't celebrated here, if she's doesn't have a sex tape, a drug problem, or an eating disorder nobody cares. Good for Love on finding love.

November 29 2007 at 1:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
George

OMG, she's a woman! When her photos haven't been retouched and airbrushed to the point of artificiality, she actually looks like everybody else!

Those photos may not be the most flattering, but she still looks great.

November 29 2007 at 12:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tb

OMG she's hot.

November 29 2007 at 12:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
RR

OMG she's ugly.

November 29 2007 at 12:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Scott

"...they are currently vacationing in Hawaii. Look for reports of them getting hit by a drunk driving Lost actor anytime now."

Now THAT'S the kind of funny line that makes this more than just a TV news blog! Nice job, Jason!

November 29 2007 at 10:53 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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R-Bro

Actually, it's in really, really poor taste. There's absolutely nothing funny about drunk driving. Every day it claims the lives of innocent victims. I expect better from you, TV Squad.

November 29 2007 at 12:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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