As a beard owner myself, I have to say that I approve of David Letterman's beard. His is a fine looking beard.

Conan O'Brian's, though, I just don't know. I look at him and I can just hear him whining "I can grow one, too!"

CHANGE OF SUBJECT:

Penrod, being conspicuous by his absence, hasn't received a memorial, so far as I could tell. Brigitte, I'm truly surprised at you! For someone who personally personified Penrod and begged for understanding that you couldn't just cut him up, I'd think you'd want to say a few appropriate words.

I am so growing a beard now.

Why didn't you just use your old clip of the light fixture?

Conan's strike beard is the pinnacle of manliness. Damn all ye naysayers!

Conan's beard made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Is that normal?

Wow,
was that a monkey on a branch looking at a river full of 60 goldfish? far out!

"Conan O'Brien looks like Gay Wolverine"

~Bob Sassone, TV Squad

Bugs in a light fixture are gross? Says whom?

I see mine more as an heirloom type thing--a collection carefully cultivated through many months of sloth. By an amateur entomologist in repose, as it were. I have to agree with immediate rescue of the ladybug, though.

A reality show featuring the adventures of an entomologist-EMT would have to be more interesting than another gladiator retread. You could call it Dr. Bug!
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So what happened to the lady bug?

Nooo! Don't try to resuscitate that "ladybug" for it is a wolf in sheeps clothing. It is most likely one of those Asian Lady Beetles that bite, and stink when you crush them. If it has more than six spots, get rid of it, give it to a "friend" or just throw it outside while it is still cold out.