Daily Show correspondents love candidates and costumes
In the article, the correspondents share their thoughts on various presidential candidates and some of their strangely hot wives. They also seem to have spent quite a bit of time thinking about the magic weight loss of both Mike Huckabee and Subway's Jared (Samantha Bee: "They've both got one pair of giant pants somewhere in their closet that they pull out every so often: Now three of me can fit in these pants!"). I don't think this is an excerpt from a larger, soon to be in-print piece, but I'm still holding out a little hope.
Plus, check out that super-fly photograph by Mark Seliger, in which the whole gang (sans boss man Jon Stewart) show off their correspondent-y legs. Yes, I just used "super-fly". It was going to be either that or "straight ill". The image in this post doesn't do the real thing justice, since it's much tinier than the already small original picture. First person to find a bigger photo than the one in the article gets a virtual high five and more of John Hodgman than they've ever wanted to see.