You see, in America, your health insurance only covers this much of the bill.

"Well, sure, I can fit you for contacts, but they'll be this thick."

Betty, I have many degrees that I got off the internet. In spite of what your sister and dad feel you CAN be a little bit pregnant!

No no no, listen... it goes "open it up and here are the people."

"Now Betty, pull my finger, and tell me what are the four letters do you smell?"

So anyway he's running naked down the street and it was cold so his twig and berries were only like this big, everyone is laughing at him and thats when he turned to me and sai.... Wha? Oh right Betty I'm afraid your pregnant. Now where was in my story.... Oh right....

"You just have to remember, with your new glasses, some objects will be larger than they appear. So, even if it only looks this big..."

- Both of them being a little shortsighted, it look a long time for Reg to find the nipple -

I don't care what they told you, my penis is much bigger than this!

"This procedure is very risky, so no witnesses!"