A Daily Show: January 28, 2008 - VIDEO
In other news, Mitt Romney makes my brain hurt. Why? Well, many reasons, but most recently, he, umm--Okay, I'll leave you with: "Who let the dogs out?". Black potential voters. MLK Day. Don't believe me? Take a look.
Florida is making the news again, this time because of the Democratic primaries. Former Presidential Adviser David Gergen called in to talk about it.
"You Don't Know Dick": Dick Cheney recently gave a speech to the Heritage Foundation. I didn't know much about this particular address, so I looked it up and this headline almost made me ruin my pants. Almost.
The night's guest was Phil Simms, sportscaster and former Giants player. Maybe some of you sports fans found this more enjoyable than I did. That is not to say that Simms was a bad guest, because, on the contrary, he seemed like a fun guy. However, I had absolutely no idea what he and Jon were talking about through most of the interview. Oh, the Super Bowl's coming up, right? That's football, I believe. Is David Beckham playing this year? I like him.
Jon/Stephen: None. Again. Oh, I give up. Moment of Zen: Yo, my main Mormon man Mitt Romney ain't so fly with the hip lingo of today, ain't doin' so hot chillin' wit' the minoritiez.