Do you have a special person in your life that is eternally optimistic?

When you've got a bad case of the Mondays, is there some annoyingly perky person at your workplace who is always chipper and talking about what a great day it is?

Then perhaps you can relate to this commercial as much as I did.Oh how I'd love to have my own personal human sized spider that could swoop down at a moments notice and wrap some unsuspecting happy-go-lucky SOB in a web, and suck the happy right out of their body.

What a wonderfully morbid commercial!