Go pink! Go red! Help fight breast cancer! End world hunger! I don't really know what program this "Go Red" thing that Dell is promoting supports [edited: It's AIDS fundraising]. I suppose if I were curious enough, I could go to Dell's website and find out, because that is what this commercial hopes I will do. And maybe while I'm there, I will buy a red laptop! From Dell! Because this guy got a really hot blonde to kiss him and everybody was dancing in the streets because he dressed up like the Mac Guy and walked around with his laptop [PUT IT IN A CASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!] on the street.

But I am not going to go to Dell and find out what the Go Red means, because if I do, my new Mac will be offended.