Ice Breakers: "Carmen Electra"
by JJ Hawkins, posted Feb 3rd 2008 9:41PM
Yup, Carmen Electra is still hot like a solar flare. In fact, she's so smoking, I really have no idea what this commercial was even about for a little while.
There was a line, and some people, and gum, and security guards, and this little red dress, and a perfect smile, and some eyes, oh those eyes.
Wait, I remember now. The guy at the Carmen Electra meet and greet gave her a block of gum. For one thing, when did gum start coming in blocks? Secondly, is offering an uber hot celebrity a block of gum really a wise thing to do?
Aren't you essentially telling the celebrity that they have stank breath? Wouldn't the celebrity find this horribly offensive?
I'm thinking the guy in line should have handed her an engagement ring and that this should have been a commercial for Zales. I also think Dave Navarro should have been the person who came from outside of the scene and tackled the guy. That would have been a brilliant commercial. I'm in the wrong business for sure.
There was a line, and some people, and gum, and security guards, and this little red dress, and a perfect smile, and some eyes, oh those eyes.
Wait, I remember now. The guy at the Carmen Electra meet and greet gave her a block of gum. For one thing, when did gum start coming in blocks? Secondly, is offering an uber hot celebrity a block of gum really a wise thing to do?
Aren't you essentially telling the celebrity that they have stank breath? Wouldn't the celebrity find this horribly offensive?
I'm thinking the guy in line should have handed her an engagement ring and that this should have been a commercial for Zales. I also think Dave Navarro should have been the person who came from outside of the scene and tackled the guy. That would have been a brilliant commercial. I'm in the wrong business for sure.

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