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Twenty-sevenish things the Arrested Development movie must have

by Isabelle Carreau, posted Feb 27th 2008 11:02AM
Arrested DevelopmentNow that the Arrested Development movie is pretty much a done deal, fans are dreaming of what the big screen event should include. FilmSchoolRejects listed eight things the Arested Development movie must include, such as the stair car, Lucille 2, and the banana stand. Being the AD fan that I am (I've seen every episode at least 5 times if not more), I've decided to come up with my own list. A girl can dream, no?

Here is a list of things, people, lines, music, that I think should appear in the movie (including some from the FilmSchoolRejects list):
  • Alliance of Magicians: We need to see Gob fight once again to be fully accepted by the organization he started and appear on the cover of Poof magazine. I also expect the Gothic Castle to be featured and see Tony Wonder (Ben Stiller) at least pop up in a cameo.
  • Boyfights: If they don't show us footage of another Boyfights tape, they should at least show a poster or some tapes near a TV set.
  • Charlie Brown: I would be happy either with the music or the sad walk.
  • Chicken dance: Isn't it about time we see Michael's version of the dance?
  • Cutoffs and never nude: The issue of never nudes definitely must be addressed as it was a recurring issue on the series. It wouldn't hurt if Zach Braff shows up in the cutoffs too!
  • Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution: This means also at least one mention of Teamocil and one awkward, yet hilarious, performance by the band.
  • Arrested DevelopmentGirls with Low Self-Esteem and Hot Cops: Do I need to explain why these must be included? How about a GwLSE video featuring the Hot Cops?!
  • Gobias Industries: It's time for Gob and Tobias to grow up a little and going back into business (or at least trying to and failing) may be in order.
  • Les cousins dangereux: If the Maeby/George-Michael romance is not part of the movie, it will be a tragedy! This was one of the main storylines throughout the series; therefore, a must for the movie.
  • Oscar being Buster's father: Until we see the result of a DNA test, I think this storyline cannot be put to rest.
  • Lucille 2 and Surely Fünke: Both characters brought good laughs and awkward moments. Surely could show up in a movie produced by Maeby.
  • Steve Holt!!!

Arrested DevelopmentOther items / places that must be seen:
  • Aztec Tomb
  • Cornballer
  • Stair car
  • Franklin (If you ask Gob, Franklin is not an "item" or a "thing".)
  • Model Home
  • Orange County Prison
  • Queen Mary
  • Rape horn
  • "The Man Inside Me" book

I also expect the following songs to be featured in the episode:
  • Afternoon Delight
  • Big Yellow Joint
  • Final Countdown
Since every episode of the series contained easter eggs pointing to other episodes, I'm pretty confident that most items on my list will pop up in the movie. Have anything else to add to my list? Comment below! Oh and NO TOUCHING!

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Dori

I realize I am commenting a couple years late, but would a DNA test even resolve the Oscar being Buster's father question? Don't identical twins share the same DNA?

September 15 2010 at 11:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Haeckmo

"Have any of you guys ever even seen a chicken?"

And I love how it says under Ann/Egg/Her?'s yearbook picture..
"not pictured"

Cannot wait!!

March 22 2009 at 2:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
steveholt

we definitely need j. walter weatherman the one armed man in this movie what a sick twisted way george sr taught his kids lessons lol!!!!!

December 20 2008 at 7:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
svufreak54

I don't know if anyone's mentioned it:
"I've made a huge mistake."
And as said before, "Her?" must be in there. :D
OH! and don't forget the lawyers!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog! :D

November 02 2008 at 1:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JAT

THIS IS A LAME LIST.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE A MOVIE WITH THE EXACT SAME SHIT AS THE SERIES?

THE SERIES WAS GOLDEN. REHASHING ALL THAT GOLD INTO A FEATURE WOULD BE A WASTE. JUST WATCH ALL THREE SEASONS REALLY QUICKLY INSTEAD.

October 14 2008 at 2:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Cally

OMG you forgot analrapist...
Tobias: I'm going to take of my acting hat for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head

July 17 2008 at 6:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lup

The Hot Cops
Annyong
Maggie Lizer!
And "Bring your daughter to work" day

May 28 2008 at 10:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lup

Also we need the Hot Cops! NO AD movie without the Hot Cops!!!

May 28 2008 at 10:12 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ryan

John Beard from Channel 6.

March 25 2008 at 10:39 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ryan

The list is pretty strong so far. Need to add;

Stan Sitwell

Barry Zuckerkorn

The gay cops need to end up in the plot too.

March 25 2008 at 10:35 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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