Question 27: Which one of these does not belong in the group?

There was some alarm at today's meeting of the Mascot United Nations. Just minutes after this photo was taken the reporter was found bound and gagged. Russia's wolf mascot denied involvement but said the reporter deserved it, France's chicken mascot just cowered in the back, and the United States eagle mascot promised to waterboard the hell out of everyone until someone confessed.

Tonight we talk with some network writers who have yet to learn that the strike is over.

Some thought the Seasame Street/24 crossover episode was a bad idea, but 30 million Americans tuned in to see Jack Bauer rescue a reporter being held hostage by a terrorist group run by North Korean spy, Big Bird.

Here we are in the strangest sex club in the city. what the hell? Who's paw is that? Oh yeah....mmmmmmmmm

With the writer's strike finally at end and placards are ready to be written once more, the advertising mascots patiently await to return back to work."

Now that the writer's strike is over, they are having casting calls for saturday morning cartoons.

Hello, my name is Joe and i'm a nymphomaniac. And, yes, these are all the people and things I've slept with.

Man, this is gonna be one weird season of the Bachelor...

The crossover between 'Night Court' and 'Let's Make A Deal' was a low point in the career of Brandon Tartikoff.