Paris Hilton looks for BFF on new series

Paris Hilton is taking her search for a new best friend in the form of a reality show. Evidently, her friend Nicole Richie doesn't have time for Paris now with the new baby and all. The series is tentatively called Paris HIlton's My New BFF and it's going to be on MTV, which continues to produce quality programming to influence our nation's teen-agers.

During a news conference announcing her new show, Paris wouldn't say exactly what requirements she has for her new BFF, except that it needs to be someone she can trust and "have fun with". That sounds like a dog to me.

Here's what it takes to be Paris' new best friend, based on her track record:

• Have to be fatter than her (this might be why she and Nicole Richie parted ways)
• Have to be less famous than her (see: Kim Kardashian)
  
• Be uglier than her (see: Kimberly Stewart)
  
• Tell her "you're so pretty!" at least twice an hour
  
• Be willing to go out without panties on (see: Britney Spears- no I'm not linking to that horror!)

P.S. You can sign up to be Paris' new best friend on this website. Filming begins in May.