They're calling this an "observational documentary series," but that's sort of like when they call a dishwasher a utensil sanitation engineer. This is a reality show. A reality show about breasts.

Pamela Anderson, who has large breasts, will star in a new reality series for E!, Pamela. That's the title they're going with now, though I would suggest A Silicone Life or how about Behind The Behind? The cable network says that the show will "capture Pam's fabulous adventures" and her "emotional journey." I think this means that we'll see her at the beach, going out to dinners, and what it's really like to be at a photo shoot for Maxim.

I guess this is the natural next step for Anderson, who has large breasts. Her whole life seems like a reality show. She makes sex tapes with Tommy Lee (which get stolen and sold on the web), she goes out with and/or marries celebs and then quickly breaks up with/divorces them (Kid Rock, Rick Solomon). There's something sad about a celeb who feels as if their next step is a reality show. It has a whiff of desperation about it.

P.S.: Breasts.

[via TV Tattle]