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Survivor Micronesia: I'm Gonna Fix Her!

by Jackie Schnoop, posted May 1st 2008 11:20PM
Survivor Micronesia - The Curse of the Idol
(S16E12) Okay, I officially declare Survivor Micronesia to be one of the best, if not the best, season ever in the series. You see, the show really isn't all about surviving the elements of nature. The survival skills needed don't necessarily have to do with who might forage best in the woods or who can build a sturdy shelter. Nope, it's "Outwit, Outplay, Outlast." And, chances are ... if you outwit and outplay, you're going to outlast. Tonight's backsided blindside will make for Survivor history.

Read on past the jump for my full review of tonight's episode.

For me, it's boring when one player happens to rule the game just because he's brawny and wins challenges. That's not happening this season. It's more exciting when we have the blindsided ousters we've seen this season. Of course, I'm not always too thrilled with their choices to blindside. But, in the end, I'm in this for the entertainment value. Even though I might see it coming, the looks on their faces show they didn't see it coming. And that makes the show all that much more fun. Well, fun for me, perhaps not for them.

This season is also wracked with injuries. Tonight James was still dealing with what he called a little clamshell cut, but the medic deemed it to be a very deep wound and infected. Alas, even though the guy has the best lines of any Survivor ever on the show, he was sent home after the rewards challenge. I was hoping he'd do well this time around, but it wasn't in the cards. Alexis banged her knee falling in the dark. That's all swollen and scraped. It looks nasty and it's obviously bothering her, but she doesn't want to be sent home due to it. I give her credit for spunk. Otherwise, I'm ambivalent about her. After all, I just started distinguishing between her and Natalie a few weeks back.

I'm always amazed at the rewards challenge with the loved ones. You would think they've been kept away from each other for years. We're talking 30 days here, folks. It's not an eternity. That said, Erik made me guffaw. Yeah, I really guffawed when Erik pointed at Jeff Probst and told his brother, "It's Jeff Probst! He's right there!" Jeff's answer was perfect -- "Erik, you're a freak." Heck, I'm smiling as I typed it.

The rewards challenge was also the one which should give the castaways clues about where they stand in the tribe. It's the popular opinion that:

  • James does the most for the tribe.
  • Parvati never shuts up.
  • Parvati mistakenly thinks she's in control of the game.
  • Alexis is the most honest.
  • James is the least likely to be invited to dinner. (Why? I don't know. Maybe because he likes to eat bats.)

It's also revealing who they knock out first when given chances to knock out fellow castaways. Hmm ... Parvati was out of it first. Then it went down as Cirie, James, Natalie out. Cirie seemed to draw clear lines (something she doesn't do much in public) when she chose to eliminate Amanda and allow Alexis to win. Amanda knows where she stands with her now, eh? On a side note, those non-stinging jellyfish in Jellyfish Lake were way cool. Why can't the ones around here be non-stinging?

Erik goes for the kill on Survivor Micronesia
The scheming is more important than physical prowess this season. I think that levels the playing field so much more. The girls still all want Erik out because he's the last male. It's a Gal Thing. But they need a contingency plan in case Erik wins immunity. They're right in thinking if Amanda makes it to the final two, not a one of them would win against her in the vote. She's played a good social game and she's a physical threat in competitions.

But I don't want her to go. I really didn't like or dislike her all that much in her own season, but she's grown on me throughout this season. Tonight, she played an extraordinary game. She's up another notch in my book. When Alexis sent her to Exile Island, she knew that she has a huge target on her back. She decided she had to find each clue to the newly hidden idol and find it. Did you see the depth and length of that trench she dug by hand? Ow! It makes my fingers hurt to think about it!

Then came their worst fears -- you could see it on their faces. Erik won immunity again. Heh. I'm still liking the kid, so I was happy when he got it. I personally want Parvati out before Erik. What to do? Amanda played it sneaky smart, telling them she didn't find the idol and emptying her bags brought directly back from Exile to prove it. But since the last clue led her back to camp to find it, she didn't have it as of then.

So they schemed behind her back. Both Cirie and Erik even admitted they planned on voting her out when Amanda asked them. Meanwhile, she schemed with Parvati. I should mention that Parvati, for once, is showing some loyalty. She told Nalalie that she couldn't be a part of voting out Amanda and told Amanda they were gunning for her. Now, Amanda told her about the final clue for the idol, so she was in on blindsiding either Natalie or Alexis as long as everyone else voted Amanda.

The reactions of the castaways and the jury were priceless when Amanda played the idol. The curse of the idol, unlike the curse of the car, is broken! As I said before, it was a backsided blindside. I almost jumped out of my chair yelling, "YES!" when she pulled the idol out. Played to perfection, I'm lovin' that girl's game play tonight!

One thing I'm just not getting is why Amanda and Parvati chose to vote out Alexis instead of Natalie. True, Alexis played a more social game and might do better with the jury. But her knee is so bad. She wouldn't have been winning challenges and I think it would have been a wiser move to get rid of Natalie -- she's more influential on the existing tribe members, plays a better physical game, and is more sneaky than Alexis.

Do you think it would have been smarter to vote out Natalie?
Yes505 (87.8%)
No70 (12.2%)

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tul9640

we will miss james, but seriously, anyone but cirie or natalie can win and our house will be a happy one. fans vs faves has been fun!!!!! we have enjoyed it.

May 05 2008 at 1:49 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
brett

What I want to know is, how the hell is Alexis, a twentysomething, a "motivational speaker"??? What, did she climb Mt. Everest or something? What the hell could she say to motivate people?

May 02 2008 at 6:01 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
meb

Ditto...this is the best season yet. Have any of you commenters been over to cbs ponderosa and watched the videos of the arrivals of the jury. Exceptional! Wish they would do this same thing with BB sequester house arrivals. Great entertainment! Thanks for the post Jackie.

May 02 2008 at 12:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dave

Awesome! I love a good blindside, and that was better than Ozzie! Finally the HII was played correctly. I wonder if any more of them will be placed. I doubt it, since Amanda played it.

Awesome that she subtly requested to go to exile. Even better that it worked. Brilliant strategy to show the contents of her bag when she returned.

I love the awkward return to camp after Tribal Council, and this one will be a doozy. Cirie will finally have to bow to Amanda and beg for forgivness for voting for her. Ananda could have avoided that without giving away the fact that she had the idol. Here's how it should have gone: Cirie pledges her loyalty to Amanda & Parvati but doesn't want a tie vote. Amanda tells Cirie to vote with her, and if there is a re-vote, Cirie can change it to what she wants. That way, Cirie stands behind the statement she made that she wanted to be final 3 with A&P, but the end result will be Amanda's departure. (Or so Cirie will think). That way, Amanda can test Cirie's loyalty and still avoid the tie vote by playing the HII.

May 02 2008 at 11:45 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
shari

Okay, I don't want to sound mean, but does anyone else think Natalie looks a little like the Grinch when she smiles?

May 02 2008 at 11:39 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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david

i always thought of more of a mountain lion... but yeah i can see the grinch too

where did she even come from?? i barely remember her from the first part of the season and now its like she is one of the stars... not a fan

May 02 2008 at 12:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JD

I am really liking and hating the season. What I want is from them to be allowed to play to Idol AFTER the votes are read, like they had the first time the introduce.

May 02 2008 at 11:24 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GL

I loved this. Amanda almost had me going. I agree Merve, I swear she let a tear go.

I can't believe they sent her to the island, seeing how easily the last person found it.

May 02 2008 at 11:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Steve

I have to tell you, losing James to an injury was terrible, but the triple whammy of (a) Erik winning immunity when he absolutely had to, (b) Amanda's amazing performance at Tribal that not only fooled everyone but also managed to get some digs in on Erik's lack of loyalty for the sake of the jury, and (c) Amanda's big reveal of the idol completely overshadowed it.

May 02 2008 at 10:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
MERVE-THE-PERVE

Amanda is quite the actress. The sad eyes, the droopy face. I think I even saw a tear when she was acting like she knew she was going home. She said all the right things at tribal. I bet Amanda already had the idol when she was talking to Erik & Cirie. I think she was feeling them out for the next 3 days and also confirming if she would need to use the idol. She should have gotten out Natalie because Alexis won't make it much longer on her gimpy knee. I think Cirie will be the swing vote next week. If Erik wins II next time I see Cirie going with him & Natty and going after Amanda or Parv. If anybody else wins it she may go with Amanda & Parve and go after Erik. Amanda has got to win the next 2 II's to make it to the end.

May 02 2008 at 10:21 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Charlie Conner

the more I see Cirie, the more I dislike her...I mean c'mon! She's a NURSE for God's sake and won't help ANY of her tribemates who are injured because it helps her get further in the game? If I ever go to the hospital or the doctor she works for, I'd find a new doctor or hospital...stat!
and as for Natalie...is there a word that bridges the b word and the c word? she's certainly a b word, but not yet to the c word...she's waaaay too full of herself....

May 02 2008 at 10:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Netra

That's why it's a game. I mean what do you want her to do? I think Cirie is playing a much better game that her original season. I dont think she will win it all. I'm rooting for Amanda.

May 02 2008 at 11:06 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bash

Cirie is playing a great game.

I still don't like her.

She can win the whole thing if she stays until the end if she manages to bond enough with her then former allies on the jury.

The problem isn't so much Cirie but her peers. They are the reason why her game works. They don't expect things to happen the way they do because they don't really catch on to what Cirie is doing. But as soon as they are voted out and on the Jury they find out and know what Cirie did - who she talked to and everything. And then they most likely won't vote for her. It would then all depend on the Q&A before the final vote and I really would love to see how this (expletive deleted by author) little *beep* will pull herself out on at her own hair then.

I doubt it is possible. But it IS what makes a good player, it is a superb example on an excellent way to play the game and it's really neat to watch.

May 02 2008 at 12:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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