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Survivor Micronesia: If It Smells Like a Rat, Give It Cheese

by Jackie Schnoop, posted May 8th 2008 10:13PM
Going for the pick on Survivor Micronesia

(S16E13) "Win and survive, fail and die." - Erik

Well, maybe you can win and die, too. No, I'm not talking about an odd variant of a James Bond movie. I'm talking Survivor Micronesia. This season has been like a roller coaster ride. While castaways I've been cheering on have been blindsided and cast away much like fish guts to seagulls, I've been enjoying the season nonetheless. After all, it's been their own darn fault!

Read on past the jump for the full review of tonight's show.

Cirie continues to be the Puppet Mistress pulling the strings of everyone left on the tribe. When the promos for this week's episode went on about the biggest blindside ever, I was sure it would have to be that they finally caught on to the fact that she's been manipulating everyone all along. Everything she brings up to any of the others is carefully calculated for effect. And they're all falling for it! Not a one of them see how she's the one not only getting them to do what she wants them to do, but making them think it's their own best route! I'm not sure if the jury sees her game, either. If they do see it and she gets to the end, she should win on strategy. The shame of it all will be if the jury is as blind to her scheming as her current tribemates seem to be.

Tonight's challenges weren't anything all that new or different. During the reward challenge, I was surprised that Erik got any of the questions about previous seasons wrong. The immunity with coordinates, buried puzzle pieces, solving the puzzle, rinse and repeat twice, was only exciting because Erik ran through it like a panicked madman with his shirt on fire. Okay, he didn't have a shirt for half the episode, even worse. Man, that kid's skin was on fire!

Erik goes for immunity on Survivor Micronesia
None of that really made tonight's episode memorable, though. It was Cirie. She planted the seeds and watched them grow. Oh, yes ... it was Erik, too. As James would say, he just had to bite that apple, didn't he? It was the scheming which has ruled this season in play once again. Since Amanda and Parvati think that Cirie is so with them (she's not, she's fooling them as much as she is everyone else), they don't want either Natalie or Erik to go to Exile and find the new hidden immunity idol -- and it's the last one of the game.

While Erik screwed up their plan by winning reward, he went and bit that apple by letting Amanda work him. He chose her to go to reward with him and sent Parvati off to Exile Island based solely on Amanda talking him into it. And, who got Amanda going on that path? Cirie. Now, Parvati had no desire to find the idol. She desired relaxation. Since the goal was to keep the idol out of either Natalie's or Erik's hands, she napped and sunned.

But the real kicker came after Erik won immunity. He knew his life (in the game) depended on it. So, along comes a scheme by the four remaining women to get Erik to give his immunity to Natalie at tribal council. How can anyone fall for that? Natalie played it off well as she worked the boy over. Amanda played her part. They convinced him that they would vote out Parvati when he balked at giving up his immunity when their plan was Amanda for the boot. But the only plan on the minds of the women was to vote out Erik!

Oh, and whose idea was this? Yep, you got it. It was Cirie. Amazing...he fell for it! The second he gave it up, the jury went wild and the four remaining tribe members had to keep from guffawing! Worse than Charlie Brown falling for Lucy pulling the football away, Erik fell for the evil scheme. He landed harder on his back than Charlie Brown ever did -- to the tune of losing a million dollars. I'm still stunned he fell for it. Call it naivete, call it stupidity. Call it an all women final four for Sunday night's finale.

Who should win the season?
Amanda297 (42.0%)
Cirie361 (51.1%)
Natalie16 (2.3%)
Parvati33 (4.7%)

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Stoner

I have despised Cirie the entire series. I'm amazed she managed to stay below the radar since she doesn't win any challenges and she sits on her fat a$$ and manipulates the rest of a very stupid final group of women. Amanda will probably win, but honestly, none of them deserve to win anything - a horrible group, the worst ever on Survivor.

May 10 2008 at 11:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
nick

I've gotten to the point where I think I'm done with Survivor. I really don't like anyone left in the final four and I don't really care who wins.

I knew having past contestants was going to be a mistake, and they've totally manipulated the show. There's only one person left, that's a so-called 'fan' but I don't see them making it to the final two. What a let down to what seemed to be a somewhat promising season.

In a year where I've given up Big Brother, I find myself also giving up on Survivor. I don't think I'm going to watch the finale.

May 10 2008 at 12:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Luis Palacios

Ozzy, Jason & Ozzy Jr aka Birthday boy were too trustworthy for there gal pals and then got screw because of that which make them good boyfrends but bad survivor players.

the funny thing is Cirie is in a postion where she smart enough to leave the bread crums, but not get too much credit where it leaves her feeling that she a threat.

Sadly if Erik played the fool, then Natalie should be careful she became a tool. Sure this felt al la Nat trying to outwit Jason but that because she thought of it...this time she was used by the three witches...which funny it felt like I was watching an episode of gossip girl...So who going to be Survivor Girl XOXO

May 09 2008 at 9:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
slutty_whore

Bash, while I don't remember the exact specifics about the Palau season, I still think the situations, to a degree, mirror each other. Erik wanted to fit in and be friends, so did Ian in his season. All I'm trying to say is that there is a Survivor precedent for the giving up of an immunity necklace, for the sake of saving grace with the jury. Both men did it and wound up on the jury as a result. Both decisions were dumb..... Erik's is only the dumbest now, because it's the most recent.

May 09 2008 at 4:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bash

How can you be a fan of this show and not understand its rules?

But honestly, this guy was in the final 5 because he wasn't a threat - he won challenges, that's why he lasted that long, so he had the "outplay" working for him - but he is as witless as a rock. I actually didn't watch the second part of the show because it bored me. I wasn't even angry about Cirie anymore - the idea was genious, she came up with it and honestly at the moment I think she has the "outwit" 100% on her side - and that ALWAYS in the end is better than the outplay. She can really win this thing because in the end nobody can be angry about how she manipulated the others. That's the game. And while doing it she's never really hateful. She's a bitch I'll give you that, but she's not really a mean bitch. She's like the teenage friend you had who can not stop gloating while winning against you in a game - the difference is that the people on the game don't see her gloat, only WE as the TV audience do. So imagine her just winning, gloating on the inside and having the time of her life - how can you really hate that? I guess for her the 1on1 interviews with the camera crew were some sort of release for all that gloating and happiness she wasn't allowed to display while playing the game. And honestly don't we all think things to ourselves while interacting with other people all day, not saying them and while doing so not being spiteful, hateful and awful to THEM? We all know the 7 deadly sins and deep in her core I don't think Cirie is anywhere near evil. She's just loving it that she's actually winning her game. She grew on me I have to admit. How can you just NOT love the way she plays the game?

Hey I loved Hatch back in the day and always felt weary about what kind of person he is.

Turns out he's a manipulative person who thought he could outwit CBS into paying the taxes and later on thought who could outwit the government to evade said taxes. Didn't work. Too bad.

So I really hope Cirie will be smart enough to pay her taxes once she won :-)

May 09 2008 at 2:28 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gt

speechless. the best part was his carefree speech after getting voted out. 'it was so great to hang out with these people. i stood a foot away from jeff probst when he put my flame out.'
dopes!

May 09 2008 at 2:28 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Scott

Cirie would eat Richard Hatch for breakfast. He's nothing in her game.

May 09 2008 at 2:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Monty

Why would any single guy in this game out numbered by women think he was safe? Erik could have possible rode the immunity challenges to then end. Whatta dope!

May 09 2008 at 1:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
slutty_whore

This move wasn't the dumbest Survivor move ever, it actually echoes the Palau Season, when Tom & Ian & that chick were in the final 3 and Tom somehow guilted Ian into giving his immunity necklace to him, only to be voted out and becoming the final Jury vote.... In the same way the foursome was able to guilt Erik into giving Nat the necklace, Tom used the same tactic to propel himself to victory in the end... I just think that while it was a stupid move for Erik, we've seen some equally dumb moves throughout this season also (the lack of playing the immunity necklace, playing a phony immunity necklace, etc.).
Erik wouldn't have won anyhow.... Amanda made a good point on the beach by saying he hadn't been at all tactical and was always used as a vote, rather than the brainchild of any good ideas.
I am actually looking forward to the final. Go Cirie!

May 09 2008 at 11:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Bash

I don't think so. Erik is nowhere near a jerk. He's carefree and just did his best on the challenges, not really enjoying having to also play the game while not on a challenge while on Palau it was a matter of reputation and trust.

On Palau Ian had to think about his friends and who he might meet in the future and how his actions on the game would reflect on that.

I mean honestly: we all know now that Rob Mariano is an asshole at heart. But he doesn't care - I respect that. Wouldn't make me want to be his friend though.

And Ian thought it would be better to now have half a million bucks after taxes but still have friends. Also most likely Ian could make advertising bucks later on, maybe he counted on that. Who knows? Without jumping into the water he could've kissed that money goodbye.

May 09 2008 at 3:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
shari

Yes, it was a dumb move by Erik & I couldn't believe he would give up a sure thing, esp. considering he'd mentioned earlier how he knew the women wanted to get rid of him. And, having witnessed the taking down of Ozzy & Jason. Good grief.

But what it came down to is that he wanted to be liked. They knew it & played into it. He cared more that the favorites liked him than that he won a million bucks. He even said as much in his exit speech. Now, he's still an ice cream scooper, but now he's one who lost the respect of the people he wanted to like him.

These four women played the men in this game like a string quartet. But they come across as vicious, manipulative & back-stabbing & I can't help but wonder how this will affect their lives once their 15 minutes are over. Personally, I wouldn't want to be friends with any of them. And only one of them will get the money.

May 09 2008 at 11:45 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Karen

You are right. He desperately wanted to be liked and respected. There were several things throughout the episode that echoed those feelings. He talked about how now he was more of a "man" ice cream scooper instead of a boy. And when he was voted off he said, "You girls/women drive me crazy!"

He was such a fan that it was more important that they like him than it was for him to win. And he knew he might be voted off, but he thought they would RESPECT him for giving away the necklace. Instead they (and us) just thought he was an idiot.

I kinda feel for the guy that he is so needy.

Plus, he will have the "dumbest player in the history of Survivor" tied around his neck for a while.

May 09 2008 at 4:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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