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Super Skank Wednesday: Reunions! & Miss Rap Supreme stinkage factor -- VIDEOS

by Kristin Sample, posted May 28th 2008 1:02PM
Flav and his baby mama and his son KharmaWelcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: Flavor of Love, I Love New York (or whatever show Tiffany Pollard is making next), The Surreal Life, Charm School, and Miss Rap Supreme.

After the jump, I'll talk about this Monday's Flavor of Love 3 Reunion, The Bad Girls Club reunion from last week called "Unfinished Business," and Miss Rap Supreme.
Miss Rap Supreme: A Pile of Stinkage

Byata and Nicky2StatesThis show has been disappointing. How can you have a cast like that and not have more drama? I mean, every week, it's more of the same: Chiba vs. Byata. This week the best drama they piece together was Chiba yelling at Byata to clean the kitchen, Byata having her period, Rece getting drunk, and Nicky2States taking care of her. Really? That's the best they could come up with? Last week, the teaser made it seem like there were new fights: Miss Cherry vs. Byata and Nicky2States vs. Chiba.

And Nicky2States is gone now -- my favorite female not-quite-a-rapper-reality-star. She's the one who caused all the drama the first week. Remember when she told off D.A.B. for being a "recovering" crackhead? By the way, did you think that she should have been eliminated? I thought her 16 bars were stronger than Rece Steele's. But, what do I know? I'm not a rapper.

Flavor of Love 3 Reunion: After the Lovin'

Shy and PrancerHow is it that Bret Michaels and Rock of Love has eclipsed Flavor Flav, the man that started it all on celebreality television? Whatever the case, after a lackluster season of Flavor of Love, we were treated to a dull and weirdly edited reunion. It was so contrived. I felt like I was watching a rerun of American Idol. Somebody get Heather Chadwell and Angelique in there to spice it up.

I have a few questions...

1. What was with the T-Rex statues?
2. What was with the editing?
3. What was with the crying?

The answer to question one is easy. It's Flav. The man wears a giant clock and a viking helmet, and carries around aSinceer with her new boobs. bejeweled goblet. So, I guess number one shouldn't have been an issue. I was just wondering why the T-Rexes weren't huge reindeer. He said he loved them. Who doesn't love reindeer? I guess for that matter, who doesn't love T-Rexes?

Let's get to questions two and three. I think the reunion show was edited weirdly. And I'm not talkin' clever reality show editing. I'm just talkin' questionable editing choices. What did you think?

It seems to me like we missed a lot between those cuts. For example, Thing 2 didn't seem surprised at all that Flav would be breaking up with her on national television (he took a page out of Jes's book with that one). She was happy to see him then at peace with his decision to rekindle his relationship with Liz his baby-mama. (Sidenote: I hope Flav gets Liz some Crest Whitestrips. Just sayin'.) I feel like we missed the freak out in between where Thing 2 lashes out about Flav dumping her. I feel like that freak out might be on the cutting room floor. Thanks for phoning it in, editors.

That brings me to the crying. Everyone cried! And with some people, it came out of nowhere. Take Hotlanta for instance. Her interview went from "Tee hee, I drink a lot," to "Boo hoo, I need a drink." The evidence is here people. Take a look for yourselves. But, the crying wasn't all bad. The high point of the reunion was definitely Sinceer crying and the rest of the girls heckling her. And did you see her new boobs? She took a page out of New York's book with that move. I feel like the Flavorettes may have read my Guide to Celebreality Reunions.

And Sinceer called her boobs stress balls, saying she got implants because she has anger management issues. First, I wonder how long it took her to write that joke. Second, that's just plain creepy. I don't know anyone who grabs her breasts in anger when she needs to relieve stress.


The Bad Girls Reunion: Unfinished Business

Speaking of reunions...

So, I know this happened last Tuesday night, but I finish writing this article by Tuesday afternoon so I didn't include it in last week's Super Skank Wednesday. But, there's always this week! If you missed The Bad Girls Club reunion (hosted by none other than Star Jones), I included the videos.

Here's my favorite part of the video:

Lyric: I would be jealous of me too. I don't give a damn.
Tanisha: Oh, boo, you have nothing for me to be jealous of.
Lyric: Oh, please. You a cheeseburger away from obese.
Tanisha: Oh really? And you're a grasshopper, bitch. You're a grasshoppin' stick, bitch.
Lyric: You're a hater.
Tanisha: So, fall back like whoa, bitch. Cause you could never do it like me.

And it just gets better from there. I will be jacking the phrase "fall back like whoa" for the rest of the summer. I sincerely hope we see Tanisha again some day soon. That was a great reunion fight--on par with Heather Vs. Daisy and with Buckwild throwing her shoe at New York. They didn't even need Star Jones to host. Speaking of hosting talk shows, somebody needs to fire Tyra Banks or Dr. Phil or even Oprah and give Tanisha her own show.



That's it for me. Join me next week as I scrape the bottom of the barrel for skanky television until I Love Money makes its glorious debut. I may even watch Denise Richards: It's Complicated or Living Lohan. Did any of you watch them? They premiered on E! this past Monday at 10 p.m.

Good-bye for now! Happy Super Skank Wednesday!

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Angel

MAN FUCK TANISH,NAVEEN,AND HANNA,THEY FAKE BITCHEST,I MEAN THAT WAS HANNA FIRST TIME SEEIN ANYONE GO TO JAIL IN HER LIFE (SHE SAID IT)AND SHE SUPPOSE TO BE A BAD GIRL,MAN SHE AIN'T REAL,THEN NAVEEN JUST A FOLLOWER SHE A SCARY BITCH,AND TANISH DOIN ALL THAT FOR SHOW.
I'M A FAN OF LYRIC AND JEN SO YEAH AND THEY BOTH REAL,I'MA INDEPENDENT BITCH TOO AND AIN'T NO BODY GOIN TO DISRESPECCT MY MAMA AND GET AWAY WITH THAT SHIT FUCKIN RIGHT LYRIC HAD A GOOD REASON TO JUMP STUPID AND JEN THE SHIT CAN'T NO BODY TELL HER WAT THE FUCK IT IS SHE KNOW

June 02 2008 at 2:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chadthebad

Remind me again how this is tagged "Reality-Free"?

May 28 2008 at 9:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brandig

I am so upset that Nicky2states was eliminated. She was so funny and outrageous and not a bad rapper either. I mean she was explicit, and I usually don't like that in rap music, but her lyrics stayed with me and continued to run through my head sometimes. Barring Rece, the rest of the raptresses don't interest me that much. I won't be as excited to see the next episode now. And The Flavor of love reunion was disappointing in that although flav and thing 2 seemed so perfect together, but it didn't last. I was expecting her to get the proposal that night. Thing 2 did seem oddly unaffected, but I don't think there was editing involved. They were apart for six months, she probably had somebody else she was seeing. I want to know why it is required that they couldn't see eachother for 6 months? Clearly none of these relationships are supposed to last if that is one of the requirements.

May 28 2008 at 6:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
rick cokely

Tanisha would be an inspiration for teens worldwide. Give the woman her own talk show!!

May 28 2008 at 2:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Kristin Sample

I know. I totally *heart* Tanisha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T5AMomdy8A

Check it. Tanisha music video.

May 28 2008 at 4:33 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
slutty_whore

FOL3 was a definite letdown, it was strange, but you didn't mention the screaming match between Sinceer and Seesinz.... I wanted more.... and what was up with Black saying that her and Flav's connections didn't make it to the show?

Tanisha is definitely the best, but she is a cheeseburger away from obese... a little White Castle burger. :-)

I love you, Kristin!

May 28 2008 at 1:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Kristin Sample

Thanks! I love you too.

As for the Sinceer / Seeszinz screaming match, I guess I should've mentioned it. But even that fight felt contrived. The fight between Sinceer and Bunz was better. FofL3 was indeed a letdown this season.

May 28 2008 at 4:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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