Damn, when he said wienies on the grill, I thought he meant..

"we're just a couple Wild and Crazy Guys!!!!"

...In their best Dan Ackroid and Steve Martin voices!

Is this where they're casting "Dukes of Hazzard: The Next Generation"?!

whaddya mean we look like we're goona shoot a 70's gay porn video??

"Right after we eat, we're heading over to Bob Cranes hotel room."

"Damn that guy that jumped in front of our car wasn't kidding, Clay Aiken really is breeding..... Uh Sal why are filming it?"

Excuse me miss, could you hold this camera for us?

And we're going to call it, "The Aristocrats!"

"You should have seen how big the last set we painted were..."

"Come on, babe, it'll be just like I'm holding an apple and smearing it with sauce and licking it off, but instead of an apple it'll be you. You'll never even notice the camera or the Mel Gibson wannabe here watching..."