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Former Wonder Woman finds body in river

by Brad Trechak, posted Jun 7th 2008 11:02AM
Lynda CarterLynda Carter remains a Wonder Woman to this day. While on a boat in Washington D.C., she discovered a dead body floating in the Potomac River.

The actress and singer didn't have a cell phone on her, so she signaled a nearby fishermen to call the police. When the authorities arrived, she directed them to the body.

Now, if she were actually Wonder Woman, she would have found a remote area (either inside her boat or on the shore) and done the spinny thing that changed her into Wonder Woman. She then would have investigated the murder and found the Nazi saboteurs behind the death who would have captured her and tied her up (or perhaps Steve Trevor or possibly both). While they gave a soliloquy of their dastardly plans, she would have cunningly escaped her bonds. A cool fight scene would have ensued and the criminals would be brought to justice as a denouement.

Sadly, she isn't Wonder Woman. She is, however, a humanitarian. Carter says she "did what anybody would have done."

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dwacon_com

Maybe she can help find the billions of taxpayer dollars that vanished?

June 07 2008 at 7:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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RR

George Bush invested them all in the middle east, so that his friends in the oil companies can make obscene amounts of profit. No doubt once he's retired, he'll get kickbacks for his efforts.

June 08 2008 at 7:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
RR

>"Lynda Carter remains a Wonder Woman to this day."

In what way does she remain a Wonder Woman ?

>"Sadly, she isn't Wonder Woman."

I thought you said she remains a Wonder Woman. Make your mind up.

>"Carter says she "did what anybody would have done.""

Exactly.

Awesome article !

June 07 2008 at 4:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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