What do you call your remote?

I call mine "Where the f**k are you?"

Remote...sometimes the Flicker.

Any other "Flinker" people?

The Megatron! (to quote Peep Show)

I once did what they did in that show, which was to cellotape three remotes together (TV/Sky/Xbox DVD), which meant it never got lost (too big!) and everything was in one place.

Like a few others I also only need refer to a 'mouse'. Live TV does my nut in :)

Usually "the remote". Occasionally "master control".

remo

My dad and I have always called it the "Kadoofery" god knows why. But it's a fun word to say.

My family is probably some of the only people to use:

"Tv Box"

to refer to the remote control.

My girlfriend's family uses "channel changer" which I have never heard either.

we call it "the beeper."

we used to call it "the clicker" because our old one had a little button on the side that activated a backlight, and made a "click" sound whenever it was pressed.

now, we've moved away from clicker, and just call it a remote.
but you have to be specific, because there's a tv remote, cable box remote, DVD remote, VCR remote, fireplace remote, and overhead fan remote. (no clue why we have the VCR remote out, i cannibalized its batteries months ago, and the VCR's been disconnected for ages)