Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, and The Surreal Life. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today.

After the jump, get ready for I Love Money. I've got some previews for the show and a trip down memory lane paying tribute to I Love Money's cast members. This summer will not disappoint!Here's the set of videos VH1 recently released for I Love Money. You have to watch a few ads but I promise, it's worth it. Also included are the trailer and all the pre-show interviews. It seems like VH1 is hyping this show a lot. We've had a "supertrailer," interviews with all the stars, and now this new set of previews. Not that I'm complaining. I just don't think the show needs it. Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love had big audiences. So I pretty sure people will tune in. But like I said, I'm not complaining--especially since the trashtastic material has been sparse lately.


Some random thoughts for post-video discussion...

• Best line so far: "Oh shizzle. Mac's bout to drizzle."
  
• White Boy has Louis Vuitton luggage? And he got it wet? I don't know which is more disconcerting for me.
  
• Does it surprise anyone that no one wants to bunk with Mr. Boston?
  
• Toastee looks wasted already.
  
• Pumkin wants to spend her money on a boob job. She looks about twenty years older than she is. She's only twenty-three or so. Yet, she's wrinkly and fried looking already--like someone poured battery acid on a Malibu Barbie then tried to cover it up with foundation and eyeliner. I'd forget the boobs if I were her. There's so much to work on before she gets there.
• Toastee wants to spend the money on medical school. Yep, medical school. I think she should get her GED first. Then she should spend some money on a good therapist who can cure delusional idiots.

This got me thinking about some of memories these celebreality stars have provided so far. Here's what I came up with:

• Pumkin getting trashed at the Charm School social. She rubbed up against some guy's junk and took a shot off an ice sculpture. She was later eliminated and Mo'Nique called her the "whore of Charm School." Bet you thought I was going to say the spitting incident.
  
• Megan getting drunk on Rock of Love 2 and revealing how in love she was with her ex. It was rewarding in some sick way to see Megan, who is such an evil conceited little bi-otch, get upset about a gross-looking guy because he wore a T-shirt with the name of his bar on it.
  
• Destiney throwing a drink at Daisy when the final three were playing poker with Bret. She's such a bad-ass. I should point out that Destiney technically didn't throw the drink. It was more of a karate chop.
  
• All the times Heat and 12 Pack got completely inebriated at New York's mansion. New York couldn't get in the way of such a "bromance."
  
• How about when Chance almost broke Mr. Boston's nose in a boxing match? Even better was when Mr. Boston stole New York's attention from Chance at the very first mixer. Try to remember back that far. Chance was puttin' the moves on New York out in the backyard. But it wasn't long before Mr. Boston swooped in and ruined their moment. New York was impressed that a nerd like Mr. B would challenge a guy like Chance.
  
• And I can't forget when The Entertainer thought that the mansion was haunted by ghosts. He walked around with a helmet on and told everyone that Tailor-Made had angered the house spirits. Good stuff.
  

Here's another set of VH1 videos for your perusal. Only some of the drunken moments are from shows that SSW covers but they're all entertaining nonetheless.


Until next time, Happy Super Skank Wednesday!