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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Jun 20th 2008 11:20AM
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

subtle subtitlesLast contest's winner: Nick

"You're going to give yourself a hernia if you keep at it."

This week, in honor of Super Friends Retro Squad, a scene from 'Reflections in Crime' ...

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(Top photo credit: 20th Century Fox)

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Nick

"Ha ha. Very funny, Bats. Hey, I have a great idea. Wouldn't it be funny if I polished up your giant penny so that it had a fat-guy mirror surface and then smashed your bat-computer with it? That would be hilarious."

June 23 2008 at 2:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sam

Lost season 5's megatwist: Desmond and Hurley are *gasp* the same person.

June 20 2008 at 11:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
penguendedektif

Oh, no wonder Cartman is so pissed all the time...

June 20 2008 at 8:46 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent McKee

The Portrait of Dorian-El.

June 20 2008 at 6:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bob Mc

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
How will I look in the Fall?

June 20 2008 at 6:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

Superman only keeps 'The Mirror of 1000 Horrors' around because it makes his package look huge.

June 20 2008 at 6:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ac

Most comic book fans believe it was Doomsday that killed Superman, when it fact he really died from a heart attack brought on from his years of being a closet case anorexic.

June 20 2008 at 5:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sarah

Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

June 20 2008 at 3:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
John Hewitt

Superman contemplates the effects of the dreaded Neapolitan Kryptonite.

June 20 2008 at 3:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ctunightfall

No one will ever know...
The real Superman is imprisoned in the Fat-ass Zone

June 20 2008 at 3:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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