Flav lost his virginity at six-years-old?
And you won't believe what he said. Here's what you never wanted to know about the rapper-turned-reality-superstar:
1. He made another kid eat dog poop. It was revenge for the kid making Flav eat his own booger.
2. His favorite possession is a Coo-Coo clock from Switzerland. It has a little Flav that comes out and screams "Yeah Boy!" when the big hand strikes three.
3. Flav set booby traps for his teacher. He put tacks on her seat. But the prank doesn't end there. She stumbled out in the hallway and tripped over a string Flav tied to the door.
4. Denzel Washington intimidates him. Denzel intimidates everyone.
5. And this is the best one. Flav lost his virginity at the age of six. That's right. Six. Here's the story: "I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. Yea, in the bushes on a box. This was when I was real, real, real, real, young. Nah, I'm a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old."
Can you top that story? In the bushes. On a box. At six-years-old. That's enough to lock your daughters up till they're in their thirties. I love Flavor Flav. I'm a huge fan of the many shows he's done for VH1 (the awesome spin-offs of Flav's shows). But I'm not sure whether to laugh at this or what. It's actually really gross. And kind of sad. It's definitely something I'd class as an "overshare."