Mrs. Brady says that her son's marriage is a sham
Of course, by "Mrs. Brady" I mean the woman with Wessonality, Florence Henderson, and by "son" I mean her TV son Christopher Knight, who played pork chops and applesauce-lovin middle kid Peter on The Brady Bunch.
Henderson was speaking at a press conference at the Television Critics Association tour for a new Hallmark Channel movie when she mentioned that she thinks that VH-1 pressured Knight into getting married to America's Next Top Model's Adrianne Curry so they could create buzz and more reality show goodness.
Henderson says that Knight asked her to come and counsel him and Curry on their marriage as part of The Surreal Life, because she is a certified hypnotherapist*. Henderson says that at this point she realized that the network was forcing them to get engaged. Henderson jokes (or maybe she's serious) that she'll next counsel them after the divorce.
Sometimes I think that celebrity reality shows exist just to destroy our childhood memories.
*At this point you're saying, "Florence Henderson is a registered hypnotherapist?!"
[via TV Tattle]