Secret Diary of a Call Girl: Episode 1-07
(S01E07) So that was a pointless episode. And to think, I was just complimenting the show on how they are using their twenty-two minutes wisely and balancing character development with intriguing bits about call girl life. I'm actually glad that next week is the season finale. If next Monday wasn't the last episode and we had say, three or four more to go, I would be abandoning Secret Diary of a Call Girl. My feeling is that some of you readers have already done so. For those of you who enjoyed last night's episode, sorry, but my review doesn't get any better after the jump...
Here's what has me so annoyed. If you saw the previews for "Episode 1-07," you didn't even need to watch last night. You could have turned in after Weeds or watched something else. I'm sure HBO was replaying Generation Kill or VH1 was replaying I Love Money, or Food Network was airing Ace of Cakes or some challenge show.
We found out from the previews that Belle's clients were a longtime couple and wanted a couple for their services. We also found out from the previews that Ben wanted to be Belle's beau for the night. We also found out that Belle ended up agreeing to letting her best mate and ex-boyfriend participate. Then we found out that Ben, in the heat of the moment, wanted to have sex with Hannah, but she either refused him or was uneasy about the idea.
And that's it. Nothing else happened during the show. Why watch the full twenty or so minutes when you can get the whole show in two from a Showtime preview. It was like having microwave pizza except the microwaved cardboard stuff was just as good as the stuff you get from a real pizzeria.
Other than our learning some more about the life of London hooker, I'm not sure if this episode had any redeeming qualities. What do you think? Is it just the way Showtime is advertising this show? Is it the show's length? I think Call Girl could benefit from being a full hour or at least a full half hour like Weeds or Curb Your Enthusiasm. But that's not Showtime's call.
And what was with Ben at the end of the episode? What did he learn from the experience? Is he mad at Hannah for not giving herself to him? Does he think more or less of her now that he's seen her in professional mode? I could see that he was disappointed that he didn't get more action or pleasure out of it. But other than that, nothing was really furthered in their friendship.
I'm predicting that next week's Call Girl will be the same. We saw a good amount of next Monday's plot last night.
| Yes, but only because I've watched it so long. | |
|---|---|
| Yes, I didn't think last night's episode was bad at all. | |
| No, I'm giving up. |

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