Puffin: 1 Gordon Ramsay: 0
Prickly, acerbic TV chef Gordon Ramsay has probably racked up his share of enemies. However, I doubt that even he would have guessed that the one that would nearly lead to his demise would be the great and powerful ... uh, puffin. That is exactly what happened however, as Ramsay had a very close call while in Iceland shooting scenes for his British series, The F Word.Ramsay was out hunting puffins when he fell into icy water as he was making a 280 foot descent. His crew threw in a line after he failed to surface after 45 seconds. The experience had Ramsay thinking he was a "goner," saying, "My boots and my waterproofs were dragging me down. I'm an extremely good swimmer, but I couldn't get to the surface. I was panicking and my lungs were filling with water. When I got to the top after getting my boots off I was dazed and my head was totally numb."
Ramsay's fall earned him a gash on his leg, which was treated back at his hotel. But then to add insult to injury, he later had to go to the hospital to receive three stitches from where one of the puffins bit him on the nose. Understandably mortified by having his ass kicked by a little penguin-looking thing, Ramsay says, "I keep saying one of my kids punched me. I'm too embarrassed to say it was a puffin."
I'm glad Ramsay made it out alright, but who knew that people ate puffins? Seriously, that is absolutely mind-boggling to me. Since he sustained his injuries while hunting the little guys, how long do you think it will be before PETA issues an "I told you so" statement?

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