What to Watch Monday, Aug. 4

'New York Goes to Hollywood'
(10PM, VH1) series premiere
LaLaLand, you've been warned: New York's on her way to town, and she's looking to crash the A-list.

That would be Tiffany "New York" Pollard, of course, the Flavor Flav reject who rode her 'Flavor of Love' reality show spin-off, 'I Love New York,' to the top of the reality world A-list and now wants to be a serious A-list actress. Seriously.

So she's leaving behind Tailor Made, the fiancé she met on Seasoon 2, and setting up camp in Hollywood, where she hopes to add to a slim resume that so far includes a stint playing herself on an episode of 'Nip/Tuck.' When the feisty diva hits town, she decides the best way to make her intentions known is to throw a party.

But despite her A-list aspirations for the guest list, the group of people who actually show up provide a bit of a reality check.

'New York Goes to Hollywood'
(10PM, VH1) series premiere
LaLaLand, you've been warned: New York's on her way to town, and she's looking to crash the A-list. That would be Tiffany "New York" Pollard, of course, the Flavor Flav reject who rode her 'Flavor of Love' reality show spin-off, 'I Love New York,' to the top of the reality world A-list and now wants to be a serious A-list actress. Seriously. So she's leaving behind Tailor Made, the fiancé she met on Seasoon 2, and setting up camp in Hollywood, where she hopes to add to a slim resume that so far includes a stint playing herself on an episode of 'Nip/Tuck.' When the feisty diva hits town, she decides the best way to make her intentions known is to throw a party. But despite her A-list aspirations for the guest list, the group of people who actually show up provide a bit of a reality check.

Teen Choice 2008
(8PM, Fox)
Warning sign #4 that you're spending too much time surfing gossip blogs and watching the Disney Channel: You're worried about what might go down backstage between host Miley Cyrus, who's been having a little YouTube war with presenter Selena Gomez, who's dating Miley's ex, one of the performing Jonas Brothers.

Nashville Star
(10PM, NBC) 6th season finale
A winner is chosen. Yeehaw.

I Want to Work for Diddy
(9PM, MTV) series premiere
Thirteen wanna-be gofers compete to win a job as Sean Combs' personal assistant. Hope they have good nickname coming-up-with abilities.

Secret Diary of a Call Girl
(10PM, Showtime) 1st season finale
A girl's gotta think about career advancement, so Belle considers giving up being a paid friend to many men when a wealthy Hollywood producer asks her to be his exclusive. Paid friend.

Luke's Parental Advisory
(10:30PM, VH1) series premiere
"Do as I say, not as I do" might work for some 'rents, but when your daddy is 'Me So Horny' singer and porn producer Luke "2 Live Crew" Campbell, that's gonna be a tougher sell.

American Gladiators
(8PM, NBC)
More fallout of our gossip blog jones: Can't watch Hulk Hogan co-hosting 'AG' anymore without those disturbing images of him lotioning up his daughter's pooper popping into our head.


Tomorrow's preview: 'Secret Life of the American Teenager,' 'Flipping Out' and more

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