......and then it's gonna hit the bottle on her head...

Alright, here's how this is gonna work: give me the money, or I'll shoot him, she'll shoot me, but as I fall down, the gun will go off and kill her, so in the end, you're the only one unscathed...actually, just give me the money and I'll leave.

A ratings winner, "How To Survive A Miami Grocery Store Robbery", ended poorly and lasted just that one episode.

You think I'm kidding, Pal? If you don't accept her challenge to a staring contest right now, your friend here gets it.

"I want all of your corn flakes and unexpired milk or his cavity gets it."

So, you say you're not a zombie.
Except, that's exactly what a zombie would say!

Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought you were David Caruso!

If you don't tell your friend to take his left hand OUT of my back pocket, I WILL shoot him.

The price for this yogurt isn't the only thing that's a killer.

To be honest, this whole tough guy charade is just so I can stand in front of this fan for a little longer. Miami is damn hot in summer, man, give me a break!