MTV plans remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Generally speaking, I'm not an anti-remake person. There are times when a remake is perfectly acceptable and oftentimes can improve upon the best of the original, like Battlestar Galactica, for instance. However -- you knew that was coming, didn't you? -- this remake just sounds like a disaster in the making. MTV is going to turn The Rocky Horror Picture Show into a TV movie. They will take the 1975 cult classic sci-fi, horror musical spoof and give it a 2008 spin.Oh, please! You cannot strike lightning twice. Rocky Horror was a phenomenon. It was a cult classic because the people who found and supported the movie in all those midnight movie showings felt like they were part of a "with it" crowd. It was like we had all found a diamond in the rough, a film that Hollywood just didn't get. How can MTV possibly think they'll recapture that zeitgeist in a TV movie?
It's not just the experience of Rocky Horror that's inimitable. What was shocking and subversive and outre in 1975 is not shocking and subversive and outre in 2008. Therefore, the fact that Frank is a transvestite transsexual will be a big ho hum. We've seen that on Jerry Springer and Maury.
Also, tell me how they're going find a cast can match Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Meat Loaf, Charles Gray, Richard O'Brien, et. al? Those performers were not stars when the film was made, and that movie helped launch them. Now, it's hard to imagine Dr. Frank-N-Furter as anyone other than Tim Curry. Barry and Susan are the ultimate Brad and Janet.
As Riff-Raff, Richard O'Brien epitomized the evil henchman. He also co-wrote the script and O'Brien has dissed the MTV project. When asked by the BBC, he said, "I have no view on whether it should be remade but it doesn't have my blessing."
Ouch! On the other hand, the director of the original, Jim Sharman, was kinder. He suggested that a new version could have its own style. Also, at least one member of the original production is on board. Executive Producer Lou Adler is taking on the same role for the MTV production.
They're anticipating a Halloween 2009 debut. The plan is to use the same screenplay, but in a really odd move, they're only going to use some of the music. They want to add new songs. Look, I know it's not Rodgers and Hammerstein, but would you take "Edelweiss" out of The Sound of Music to add a pop song of your own creation? It makes no sense.
So, the question then is this: will MTV do the time warp again and capture the Rocky Horror Picture Show success? Excuse me if I don't hold my breath.

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