What to Watch Weekend Aug. 16-17

'The Comedy Central Roast: Bob Saget'
(Sun., 10PM, Comedy Central)
'Full House' dad Bob Saget may be the subject, but it sounds like his chestnuts aren't the ones getting roasted over an open fire.

Nope, the comedians who showed up to give Bob a good ribbing at this John Stamos-hosted fete seem to be obsessed with the Olsen twins. A sampling: "Mary-Kate and Ashley were supposed to be here tonight, but they heard there was food," quipped roaster Jeff Ross.

Added Gilbert Gottfriend: Uh, nevermind. This is a family Web site, and you'll just have to tune in to hear that one yourself, along with many other PG-13 rants from Jon Lovitz, Jeff Garlin and a delightfully potty-mouthed Cloris Leachman.


'The Comedy Central Roast: Bob Saget'
(Sun., 10PM, Comedy Central)
'Full House' dad Bob Saget may be the subject, but it sounds like his chestnuts aren't the ones getting roasted over an open fire.

Nope, the comedians who showed up to give Bob a good ribbing at this John Stamos-hosted fete seem to be obsessed with the Olsen twins. A sampling: "Mary-Kate and Ashley were supposed to be here tonight, but they heard there was food," quipped roaster Jeff Ross.

Added Gilbert Gottfriend: Uh, nevermind. This is a family Web site, and you'll just have to tune in to hear that one yourself, along with many other PG-13 rants from Jon Lovitz, Jeff Garlin and a delightfully potty-mouthed Cloris Leachman.

'In Plain Sight'
(Sun., 10PM, USA) 1st season finale
Mary's FBI bosses: 'So, um, Mary, about that suitcase full of drugs in the trunk of your car ... what's that about?' Mary: 'Please don't fire me.' Mary's FBI bosses: 'Um, we might.' And, scene.

'The Two Coreys'
(Sun., 10PM, A&E) 2nd season finale
Corey Feldman says he's dunzo with Other Corey after this season ender, which finds the frienemies heading off for one last-ditch therapy session as Feldman tries to get Haim to 'fess up to his drug relapse.

'The Dish'
(Sat., 10PM, Style Network)
This weekly round-up of pop culture, celeb and style news is hosted by ... Topanga?! It be so.

'Kung Fu Killer'
(Sun., 10PM, Spike)
David Carradine and Daryl Hannah play a martial arts dude and a singer who team up to exact revenge against a brutal crime lord who's done them both wrong. Isn't that just like a crime lord?

'Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story'
(Sun., 8PM, Lifetime Movie Network)
'Scrubs' star Judy Reyes stars in this shocking -- and true -- story about a Philadelphia woman whose 10-day-old baby dies in a fire ... or so she's told. Turns out, there's foul play involving a sneaky cousin and a baby that is most definitely not dead.

'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'
(Sun., 9PM, USA)
Chris Noth bids 'L&O' goodbye again in this episode, which finds his Mike Logan once again butting heads with The Man. Actually, in this case, The Woman, an ambitious DA played by the late Mrs. Jack Bauer, Leslie Hope.


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