Simon Cowell to shake up American Idol - I've got some ideas for him
It's sad when you can't remember who won the last American Idol. Oh yeah, David Cook. And we're avid fans around this house, too. Simon Cowell probably remembers, but, apparently, he's as bored as the rest of us. In a TVGuide.com story, he says of Season 7, "I was a little bored ... I think [last season] the talent was great, and the ratings were great, I just think it could be more interesting and controversial."
That's why he plans to mix it up a little come January 2009, when he'll be taking a larger role in the show, perhaps compensating for executive producer Nigel Lythgoe stepping back to focus on his other show, So You Think You Can Dance.
Simon's not saying how he'll shake things up, but I have a few ideas:
1. Cut back on the auditions. Once you've seen one plump woman in a Big Bird costume, you've seen them all.
2. Skip the hokey group songs and choreography. So embarrassing. Even the singers look embarrassed.
3. Get some guests who can sing. I love Bette Midler as much as the next guy, but she was either way off her game that night or she's been away from the stage too long. I suggest more contemporary singers, like Duffy or Feist or Weezer.
4. Drop the tragedies. Hey, I feel bad for kids who've lost their parents or are struggling with a chronic illness. I just don't want to be bombarded with it on American Idol. I don't even know these people, and I'm grieving for them.
5. Get some writers. Maybe they could hammer out some different things for the judges to say. You know, other than "'It's jes awright for me, dawg" and "You sound like a third-rate wedding singer."
6. Consider hiring new judges. I'm tired of Paula, Randy and Simon. Hmmm, let's think about this. Maybe someone like Bono or Cher or Jessica Simpson. Hey, Simon said he wants controversy.
How would you change American Idol?
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