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Survivor: It All Depends on the Pin-Up Girl

by Jackie Schnoop, posted Oct 30th 2008 10:40PM


(S17E07) "I want to stab her in the face. I hate her." - Corinne

Oh my. What a nasty little so-and-so Corinne is on this season's Survivor, eh? I mean, seriously, folks. I get angry at people myself. Really, I do. Sure, I'd snicker if someone with whom I'm angry were to slip on a banana peel or something. But this "stab in the face" stuff takes things a bit too far. I want to like Corinne -- she's a strong player. But I have to wonder about stability when words like these come from her. Read on past the jump for my full review of tonight's show.

Let's talk the women
I've already said my two cents about Corinne. Now, she was referring to Susie and what everyone perceives as Susie's habit of blurting out what's on her mind. Pot - kettle - black, I say. No, Susie's not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to interacting with others. But she doesn't come across as particularly mean or threatening. She'll always be on the outside while Corinne can play with the big boys. Corinne shouldn't feel so threatened by her, methinks.

Over at Fang, the girls are down to Crystal and Susie. I've found Crystal to be very annoying as a player. With her Olympics background, she should be doing so much better in the game than she is. She cries when she's mad, but I have to sympathize with that a bit. But she just doesn't seem to be working around the camp and most of the time not giving it all in the challenges, either.

Just when I think that Sugar is way too naive -- trusting Ace with her idol and all -- Kenny snapped her back to the Sugar we saw on her first trip to Exile Island. Sure, she did horrible (once again) in the reward challenge. However, she stepped up her game in the immunity challenge and beat Bob on the log roll. But then she did the most amazing thing ever. Not only did she not let Ace bamboozle her into giving him the idol, but she was the deciding vote for blindsiding him. Priceless! He so thought he had her in his pocket.

Just touching on the guys
No, I'm not touching them. Sheesh. Kenny pulled off a fantastic power play in getting Sugar to go with the Ace blindside. He is thinking although he's not particularly strong in physical challenges. Matty is one I feel sorry for. It's like he was born to the wrong tribe. Now the power has switched and he's going to be in trouble. He's smart, he's not bad on the eyes, he's good with challenges, he's all alone on the Fang Follies.

Kota still has a huge amount of guys -- Bob, Marcus, Randy, Charlie, and Dan. Yeah, let's scratch that last one. Bob still makes me smile although I thought he might have a medical emergency when he read his letters from home. He's also looking way too emaciated. Randy couldn't look emaciated if he tried and still has that nasty streak. Maybe he and Corinne should have a bully-fest. Marcus is really going to have to watch his back once the tribes merge. He's easily the strongest and smartest player which will put a huge target on his back. Charlie is his little shadow and won't be targeted as swiftly.

It's challenge time!
Kota clearly deserved to win the rewards challenge. My gal Sugar was once again totally useless and that aspect of her gameplay (or lack thereof) is bugging me. Poor Bob took some nasty falls during the keep away game but at least he was giving it his all. The challenge itself? Eh, not overly imaginative, but a nice physical one.

The log-rolling immunity challenge is something rather typical although I don't recall them doing it lately. For me, the big surprises were Bob and Sugar. Bob was a log-rolling champion back in college? True, long ago. But he definitely remembered the basics. Sugar looked like she had some kind of dance training or something.

The funny and odd bits

  • Crystal getting so bent out of shape over the "looks" from Matty and Ace when she spilled the rice.
  • Dan pathetically trying to work his way into the "in crowd" on Kota.
  • Randy succeeding in working his way in with the same crowd with whom Dan failed.
  • Ace referring to Sugar's idol as "in our possession."
  • The look on Ace's face when he was blindsided and knew Sugar voted him out.
  • The voting card from Sugar. It said "Ace-BLURRED OUT." Hmm ... hole? She winked and said something. I'm going to have to check out the CBS site tomorrow. They've been posting the videos of the voting but they're not embeddable.
  • The look on Corinne's face when her purely selfish plan to oust Susie didn't work and Dan went home instead. For me, both Dan and Susie are doof and doof. Either can go.
Are you surprised that Sugar betrayed Ace?
Yes, but he would have betrayed her.143 (31.6%)
Yes, didn't think she had it in her.164 (36.3%)
No145 (32.1%)

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Ryan

FANTASTIC episode. I wanted Ace gone after like the first episode, so this was a long time coming. Was it smart? Well it looks like the merge is next week so I think it was smart getting rid of Ace *and* Dan.

I'm personally rooting for Marcus, Charlie, Matty, Bob, and now Sugar.

November 01 2008 at 1:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
h8rain

Just as an FYI the Ace-(Blurred) card was from Sugar.

October 31 2008 at 3:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
davidm3825

It's a good thing for the weaker players that Ace and Dan are gone. Those two would probably be winning individual immunity idols all the way to the end.
Also why didn't the Fang team go into the jungle and look for other foods to eat like fruit etc. They just sat there with their little bit of rice.

October 31 2008 at 1:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jessica

That Corrine chick is psycho! She reminds of this group of girls from high school that were a couple grades older than me that were pretty but ugly at the same time. They had the pretty smile and you felt honored to eat at the same lunch table as them, but they would quickly become these scary demon chicks if you looked at them wrong or said the wrong thing. She is crazy - stab her in the face - that is a little extreme. She must have been so popular and still is that no one in their right mind according to her would ever have anything nasty to say about her. She annoys the shit out of me. I will say this about her that makes me feel better - her skin is a winkley, disgusting mess. Ever hear of sunscreen? When Corrine is 40 (hell she looks 40 now), she'll look 70. Suzie is older, but her skin looks way better.

October 31 2008 at 9:58 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Philip

"The look on Corinne's face when her purely selfish plan to oust Susie didn't work and Dan went home instead."

I don't know what look you're talking about - it seemed to me as if the Onion Alliance worked it out in advance that Dan was going to be sent home, and they split their votes in case Dan had the hidden immunity idol. Their plan worked perfectly and no one in that alliance, Corinne included, was surprised by the result.

And as for this constantly repeated nonsense about "why did they vote their strongest players out when they need them to win challenges" - you would think that after 17 seasons people would have figured out that it doesn't work that way. And besides, being this close to the merge, you'd want to eliminate your greatest competition! Marcus played it beautifully when he gave Sugar immunity - I hope those two will develop a bond because of that! They're my two favourites.

October 31 2008 at 9:04 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Hollie

My understanding of Crystal's Olympic talents is that she's a sprinter, not a long distance runner. So I am not surprised when she doesn't show a lot of stamina in challenges, especially having eaten mostly rice for so long. Just because they edit the challenges down for TV doesn't mean they aren't interminable.

October 31 2008 at 8:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Beth

I was really disappointed in both tribes. At this point of the game get rid of your weakest team players. Ace & Dan should have stayed. You wait until after the merge and then start doing individual evals to see what helps you most.Can't stand Randy even tho he plays the team! Corrine is a smart conniving player and they called Ace and Dans snakes watch out these 2 are far worst than Dan or Ace ever were. They had better watch Kenny he is very connivng and knows how to convince the other players. Don't have a fav yet!

October 31 2008 at 8:26 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Yme Sandelmann

I don't think it was a stupid move on Sugars side to vote out Ace. Judging from the preview, there MAY be a merger in the next episode (both tribes celebrating something at the beach, although still with both tribe colors) so there is no need to keep the physical strong player. And even if there is no merger, Sugar still has the idol and should use it at tribal if something smells fishy. And then there will be a merger for certain in the next-to-next episode, I think.

October 31 2008 at 7:54 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Vincent

I'm glad Ace-hole is gone. He may have been a strong player, but he didn't do anything to help Fang win any challenges. Better to get him out before the merge.

And Survivor does look great in HD.

October 31 2008 at 3:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
DMD

'But I have to wonder about stability when words like these come from her.' Corinne is like one of those girls in high school who has to be in the popular crowd and loved by all. Next to Randy I really don't have much use for her.

Go Sugar!! ( I never thought I would say that..)

October 30 2008 at 11:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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