You'd think that celebrity couples would start getting the picture after a while. Don't do a reality show! It's just the death knell of any marriage, and I think you can probably name a few obituaries in that category: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, Hulk and Linda Hogan, and Danny and Gretchen Bonaduce, to name a few.

PopEater is reporting that the Bonaduce's divorce is a done deal, and he has to shell out $16K a month in spousal and child support. Guess how he's going to earn the cash -- a dating reality show called The Next Mrs. Bonaduce!

Now, what girl in her right mind would participate in such a fiasco? I mean, I have to admit that I watched his show, Breaking Bonaduce, a few times, and was weirdly transfixed to his train wreck of a life.

He's one of those people who's always had a lot of demons to overcome, but it seemed like he was really trying. The cameras even followed him through rehab. You've got to hand it to a spouse who stands by a guy through all of that -- which Gretchen did for a long time, since 1990. But sometimes, it just gets to be too much.

Well, all I can say is good luck to the next Mrs. Bonaduce. I'm guessing that maybe those girls will just be looking for their shot at fame, but you never know. True love can bloom in the oddest of places.