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The Amazing Race: You're Gonna Get Me Killed

by Jackie Schnoop, posted Nov 30th 2008 11:23PM
Team Dandrew or Team Doofus?
(S13E10) "Could we look like bigger idiots?" - Team Dandrew

Well, when you march worse than Elaine danced on Seinfeld, it's hard to make yourself look like a "bigger idiot." The Dunderhead Doofus Duo, the single most inept team to ever be on The Amazing Race, had to face a Speed Bump on tonight's penultimate episode of the season due to being saved by last week's non-Philimination leg. Oh ... and that Speed Bump had to do with dancing. Read on!

Odd departures
I wasn't too surprised the teams remained in Moscow for this leg. But what did surprise me is that they didn't announce the departure times from the Pit Stop for the teams. Instead of actual times, all that was said was "first team to depart" and so forth. I don't recall ever seeing that happen before. What are they trying to hide? Could it be that Team Dandrew was so far behind that it be impossible to believe how badly Toni and Dallas did with their woes on tonight's show?

The leg, the final four teams
Nick and Starr got their mojo back this time around. Of course, we now know Starr isn't too great at coping with the stress of failure. But, not to worry. Not tonight anyway. Nick, the calm and collected one of the pair, also had an edge tonight due to understanding convoluted subway systems. The one in Moscow definitely beats NYC in the confusing department, though. They shined once again. It would be satisfying to see this team win it all. They've been one of the most consistently strong teams ever on the show. Another first place finish tonight.

Ken and Tina. They make me like them, then they make me not like them. Sometimes they're very strong and determined, other times they screw up royally. They bicker, then they make up. Sometimes Tina is a nasty so-and-so, then she turns around and gives Dallas the answer to a clue. My goodness, no wonder they had marital difficulties. I think we have multiple personality disorders going on here. But I'd rather see them win than the Dunderhead Doofus Duo. That's not saying much. Team Dandrew beat them this week. Eek.

Sigh ... Dallas and Toni are the best parent/adult child team ever on the show. They didn't come on the show to see if they could get over an estrangement. You can tell the relationship between them is strong. Plus, they're basically a very strong team even though Toni isn't quite a 22-year-old out there running the legs. Kudos to them for the good people they seem to be! Unfortunately, Dallas made a fatal error leaving his bag in the taxi with both of their passports and all of their money. But even then, Toni never blamed him. Tears came to my eyes when they were Philiminated tonight.

Then there's the Frat Boys or, as I prefer, the Dunderhead Doofus Duo. I cannot believe they're still in the race. I cannot believe they think people want them to win because they're underdogs. That would only work if they were underdogs to a team who was sneaky, evil, and underhanded. Nick and Starr don't fit that criteria. I personally judged a "nyet" on their second try at dancing, but they were allowed to continue on from the Speed Bump. I really hope CBS knows I don't want them to win!

A few surprises and delights

  • A delight was that so many folks in Moscow were so willing to hand money over to Toni and Dallas. Americans, TV cameras ... I don't know why they did it. But it was fantastic to see nice people helping out nice people.
  • A surprise was that Andrew actually did a smart move by enlisting a native's help at the monument park. Yes, the guy got the count wrong. But had Andrew done it on his own, they'd probably still be in Moscow now months after the filming ended.
  • I'm still in shock that Tina helped Dallas. Hey, it could make for good karma down the line, eh?
  • I'm delighted with Moscow itself. It's bustling, the folks seem to be open to foreigners, the history and architecture of the city is amazing. I'll probably never get there myself. But the show gave me glimpses of the city and its people. Very nice indeed!
One last time rant
Again, football delayed the start of the show here in the NYC area. CBS needs to address this issue. It's a major holiday weekend and lots of folks probably had their DVRs set to record it. This happens with all of the primetime shows on Sunday night no matter what sports they cover. What I think they should do is go ahead and drop one show from the line-up and schedule 60 Minutes to start at 8 PM. They could use sports filler to fill in the odd fifteen minutes or half-hour each week. I'd rather TAR or Big Brother start regularly at 9 PM each Sunday than the guessing game and odd starting times. Do it, CBS!

Should Team Dandrew win now that they made it this far?
No! Nick and Starr all the way!359 (56.4%)
Yes, they made it this far.73 (11.5%)
No! Ken and Tina for the win!37 (5.8%)
Anyone other than Team Dandrew!168 (26.4%)


The Amazing Race' Photos
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brooklyn

were toni and dallas not in the finale because they're still stuck in russia??

December 07 2008 at 9:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brett

Did they change the rules? I thought in the past there was a 30 minute penalty for not following a clue completely. I don't think I've ever seen a team be refused the next clue. To that end, I thought they chose to take the subway instead of Taxi as a strategic move, willing to take the 30 minute hit in the end.

December 02 2008 at 2:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Adam E

In regards to not mentioning the starting times for the teams...my guess is that the staff reworked the Speed Bump to inlcude dancing after viewing Dandrew's attempt at marching and needed some extra time to make for good tv. That's just my thought.

I wonder if Dallas will be joining Starr on any of her 5 or so vacations after the race?!

Any idea if the finale is going to be longer than usual?

December 01 2008 at 5:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
David D

As I understand the Roadblock clues, though, you don't know what the actual task is until one of you has committed to doing it, based on the opening question. So when they read "who's good at solving a mystery," or whatever, and Dallas says "I am," THEN they find out that it involves counting statues. Toni may indeed have been more suited to doing that, but it was too late.

I do think, though, that the people who didn't know what Stalin and Lenin looked like, once again, did not completely read the clue. They were given an idiot-proof backup. The names were written on the clue in the Russian alphabet, and all they needed to do was to match one name on the plaque under the statues and they'd know who's who. But NYETTTTTT...

December 01 2008 at 4:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JT

How hard is it to set your DVR for extra time? This is not when we had 2 hour Video Cassette tapes you have a friggin over 100 hour DVR! Stop the whining.

December 01 2008 at 1:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joyce N.

I don't hate Dandrew, I just think they're dorky klutzes that don't pay much attention to reading clues.

Nick and Starr have played a tremendous game this season with SIX first place pit stops out of a total of ten.

May the best team win and I believe that should be Nick and Starr.

December 01 2008 at 1:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
davidm3825

First, it should have been Toni counting the statues. She more than her son should know what Stalin and Lenin look like.
Second, they didn't lose because they had no money. They lost because they used what little money they were able to get from people on the subway and not a cab. They took all there time to get back to do it all over again.

Anyone can win, even Team Dandrew when others make little mistakes like not reading a clue or getting a cab driver that doesn't know his way around his own city.

December 01 2008 at 1:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Maria

I dont get the Dandrew hatred. Can some please explain. I keep on hearing that they dont deserve it. WHY?? They managed to complete the tasks before atleast one other group every time. (except the non elimination) The OTHERS were the ones who DROPPED THE BALL. I am tired of reading this hatred for them. Get real man, place the blame where it belongs! On the other teams!!!
GO TEAM DANDREW!!!

December 01 2008 at 1:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ben Scripps

Regarding the last bit about football overruns...is this your first weekend ever watching television? First time recording something on the weekend? NFL overruns in the fall and winter have been commonplace for about 40 years now--remember the "Heidi" game?

If people haven't figured out by this point to set their recording devices to allow for potential overruns, they're never going to learn. My DVR is set to record from 8:00 to 11:00 every Sunday. No, I don't watch "Cold Case" or "The Unit"--I've just learned to pad the recording so I won't miss anything.

As for dropping another show just to be able to start TAR on time? How would you justify that stance to someone who says "I don't care about a stupid reality show--I'm a devoted fan of 'Cold Case' and CBS should just drop 'Amazing Race' and start 'Cold Case' on time so I don't miss it"? It's easy to say they should just not run some other show so your favorite would air on-time, but your favorite show isn't everyone else's favorite show. (Mind you, TAR *is* one of my favorite shows, but still...fair is fair.)

December 01 2008 at 1:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
David D

I was laughing too, but I was surprised that the sequence was edited so quickly, without a lot of wide shots to show how doofussy they really were attempting to dance. I thought the marching showed off the clumsiness a lot more emphatically.

December 01 2008 at 12:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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