Boston Legal saves its silliest for the finale
Let's face it; Boston Legal has always been a silly show. A show that dealt with serious issues and spun out some seriously stern sermons on the status of the human condition in 21st century America, but always in front of a backdrop of chaos at Crane, Poole and Schmidt. From cases that even Don Quixote would think were lost causes to the inappropriate behavior of Alan Shore, Denny Crane, and others, to the not-so-subtle references that these lawyers know they're on a TV show, Boston Legal was always was one moment away from drowning in its own silliness.
But last night's series finale descended into more silliness than I think even the show's most ardent fans could handle. There were sincere moments, but most of them barely had time to breathe and linger on people's consciousness before we got even more silliness.
Let's rattle off all we saw in this finale:
- Denny and Alan finally made their bromance legal by getting married; this way, Alan could take care of Denny in his declining years, and Denny can transfer his wealth to Alan without legal or tax implications.
- Both couples -- Alan and Denny and Shirley and Carl -- get married by a fishing-vest clad Antonin Scalia, right before the justice leaves for a fishing trip with Dick Cheney.
- This is after Shirley's priest and Carl's rabbi start giving each other lectures about religion, Israel and the Holocaust during the couple's rehearsal.
- For the second time, Alan completely insults the Supreme Court during an argument, going way off-topic like an overheated blog commenter while trying to get Denny the right to try an experimental Alzheimer's treatment. However, despite his antics and the impassioned plea by the opposing counsel, Alan still wins.
- The firm is bought by a Chinese corporation, and after Denny shoots the investors with paintball guns and Shirley tries to get an injunction to stop the deal, the whole litigation department is fired. However, in yet another hysterical speech, he manages to convince the new owners to hire them all back. But the firm's name is changed to Chang, Poole and Schmidt.
What it didn't make me forget was why I didn't watch the show with any kind of consistency. It was just exhausting at times, and the finale was no different. As much as people love BL, it was time for it to go. Hopefully, David E. Kelley's next show will be more straightforward, less preachy, and not think it's so clever. That kind of stuff only goes so far, and he might not be so lucky to get five seasons the next time around.

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