Desperate Housewives: Connect! Connect!
(S05E12) Can I say how glad I am that this show has finally deigned to confirm Dave's motives? As soon as it was revealed at the beginning of the season that he was just hiding out on Wisteria Lane so he could exact revenge on the person who ruined his life, I knew that it was his wife and daughter that died in the car accident. I don't think my skills of deduction are any better than anyone else's, so the fact that it took 12 episodes to officially say, "yes, this is Dave's plan," is just kind of annoying.Now that we're done with the charade, I'm excited. I feel like we can really get to the business of what the revenge will entail, which is what I'm here for.
Let's face it: Katherine has become superfluous. I wasn't too excited when she and Mike got together, but now it all makes sense: That's going to be Dave's revenge. Mike is falling in love with her, and Dave is completely bonkers, so Dave is going to murder her. That kills, like three birds with one stone, and I'm all for it.
I will say, this episode made me feel sorry for Edie. I've always kind of felt sorry for her -- the other women kick her around way too much for no real reason -- but this episode made me feel even sorrier for her. She's not a bad person, and to paraphrase what she told Dave, she's ready for a happy ending; I'm just sorry her husband is too much of a crazy cuckoo pants to give it to her.
At least the Scavos got a happy ending this week. Now that the judge has thrown out the case against Porter, is this whole storyline over? Will it be forgotten and never spoken about again, or will the authorities actually try to find out who really started the fire? I hope they actually continue this and dig deeper instead of making it one of Desperate Housewives' many dropped storylines.
Speaking of things that annoy me about this show, the whole "Susan and Jackson moving in together" storyline bothers me. I understand that things had to be rejiggered after Gale Harold's unfortunate motorcycle accident, but come on. Susan apparently has a five-year-old son (although no one ever sees him), yet she's just going to up and move in with her boyfriend? Has she talked to Mike about this? Isn't there a custody agreement? Usually those things have clauses that address cohabitation. The whole thing was ridiculous. We knew that she wasn't going to move in with him, so the whole thing was just a waste of time.
Another waste of time was the Gaby storyline. We all knew that forcing Carlos to take that job was going to come back to bite her in the ass. What I did find amusing was the fact that she seemed to be taking a page out of the Lynette Scavo "Scar your children for life" book of motherhood by hiring that giant scary dude to come yell at her kids. Maybe I'll start hiring strangers off the street to help me with my kid.
So, my favorite part of this episode? The whole Bree and Alex exchange. Watching Bree dismiss Orson's negotiating abilities was painful, but not nearly as cringeworthy as Alex dressing her down. The whole thing was so awkward and uncomfortable ... and a lot of fun. I kind of hope Bree and Alex become best friends after this.
So what do you think? Are you as annoyed with Susan as I am, or am I overreacting? What do you think Dave's evil plan is? Feel free to post in the comments.

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