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And now, a comedy about TV stardom, drugs, porn, and a dog licking David Faustino's butt crack - VIDEO

by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 19th 2009 12:03PM
Star-vingWhat happens if you're the former star of a hit TV show but the work isn't coming anymore? Well, there are plenty of bad options, but now you can make your own show on the web.

That's what former Married ... With Children star David Faustino has done with Star-ving, a new web show at Crackle.com. Episode 1 is up right now (and after the jump). It's not too long, and it's worth seeing. It's not the funniest thing, but kudos to everyone for going all out.

Faustino is pretty much playing a version of himself, and he's trying to get work in an industry that seems to have forgotten him. He goes to former co-star Ed O'Neil (nice of him to do a cameo here, and he's really funny) for help, and O'Neil pretty much tells him he's out of his f*****g mind. The show also co-stars former Parker Lewis Can't Lose star Corin Nemec. Episode 2 features Gilbert Gottfried, and future eps will feature Christina Applegate, Katey Segal, Ed Asner, and the cast of Growing Pains.

This is NSFW. It features swearing, references to drugs and suicide, and a disturbing scene of a German Shepherd licking Faustino's rear end.

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Wu Kong

That looks like Jerri Manthey (from Survivor) as the CPA.

January 20 2009 at 1:44 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
StillBash

Former "Stargate SG-1" star please...

Parker Lewis... pfft...

January 19 2009 at 10:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
robert

faustino and nemec were also together in an ad for some "pick up chicks" technique. maybe theyre a couple now.

January 19 2009 at 6:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jimmy

The music from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia is generic stock music. And yes, they're using it too.

January 19 2009 at 5:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jeff

Did they steal music from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or is it a more generic tune from somewhere else?

January 19 2009 at 4:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Zachary

This kind of explains why he was on Robot Chicken last night.

January 19 2009 at 3:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Andrew

I've never seen Married With Children but this is pretty hysterical

January 19 2009 at 1:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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