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Porn victims to get ten bucks from Comcast

by Bob Sassone, posted Feb 3rd 2009 12:45PM
ComcastSo you've probably heard about the 30 seconds of porn (video is unbelievably NSFW. You will be fired and embarrassed if you watch this video. Please don't show to your parents, kids, or clergy. Warning! Graphic!) that many Tucson residents saw during the Super Bowl. And if you lived in the area and actually saw it, you might be getting some money from Comcast.

The cable company has decided to pay ten dollars to each person who was "affected" by the showing of porn during the game. I have no idea how you're supposed to prove you saw it or even what "affected" means. Annoyed? Ticked off? Embarrassed for your family? Aroused? Did it make you want to strangle a puppy? Comcast, the nudity you showed on Super Bowl Sunday made me rethink my career path. I want my ten dollars!

Comcast is still investigating what exactly happened, but they're pretty sure it was done by someone on purpose. Only people who didn't watch the game in HD actually saw it, which is a great ad for HDTV. Not sure if the spokesperson for the company helps by using the words "aggressively pursue" and "come to a resolution" in the statement.

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MERVE-THE-PERVE

So I'm guessing they won't be serving hotdogs or having a weiner roast at the next Comcast company picnic.

February 03 2009 at 10:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
KIrsch

Comcast made a boner... wait that came out wrong... wait so did that

February 03 2009 at 10:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
sourbob

Making the situation even more awkward, Comcast is planning to stuff the money into people's underwear, one $1 bill at a time.

February 03 2009 at 6:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ac

The porn was God's way of saying he was a Steeler fan. He was telling the fans of Arizona to go suck it. He then caused the Cardinals to fall apart in the last minute allowing a touchdown by the Steelers. He looked at his work and said it was good.

February 03 2009 at 2:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Sam

I refuse to believe that Evan Stone was a prophet of the Lord.

February 03 2009 at 4:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sam

I'm going to ask Time Warner Cable to send me ten bucks because they failed to show any porn during the Super Bowl.

February 03 2009 at 2:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
stg

hahah, Evan Stone must be laughing his ass off

February 03 2009 at 2:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
MERVE-THE-PERVE

I'm surprised that Comcast didn't charge them $10 for watching it.

February 03 2009 at 2:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rocketboy_X

Sweet, that's a free $10 that I can use to spend on Porn!

February 03 2009 at 2:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Carissa

LOL - that is the first thing that came to mind. If the were affected positively, this is a real bonus!!

February 03 2009 at 5:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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