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Hey Kirk, what's that smell?

by Bob Sassone, posted Feb 9th 2009 3:22PM
Zachary QuintoAll big movies - and some smaller ones - have a lot of promotional merchandise, but this is one of the more strange ones: they're coming out with a Star Trek cologne.

So...many...jokes.

It's just some of the merchandise for the new Star Trek movie coming later this spring. You can have your dolls and your coffee mugs and your mouse pads and your posters, the real Trekkie man will be wearing either Tiberius (that's Kirk's middle name), Pon Farr (Vulcan horniness), or Red Shirt (they're the guys that always, um, die when they beam down to another planet). No word yet on whether Tiberius will smell more like William Shatner or more like Chris Pine.

Why would Star Trek fans need a cologne? They don't go on dates! (Just kidding.)

What other TV shows deserve their own cologne? What kind of cologne does Frank on 30 Rock wear?

[via Pop Candy]

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edgore

Duh, it will be Pine-scented. Like my floor cleaner, or the AMC Grimlin that you sat in as you watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture at the drive-in.

February 10 2009 at 6:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
rick cokely

Did they change the release date again? Last I heard it was coming out May 9th?

February 10 2009 at 10:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
odiin

Ack. You couldn't have used a real picture of Zachary Quinto as Spock?

February 09 2009 at 6:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Andrew

I usually say "so...many...jokes" when I can't think of one. :)

February 09 2009 at 5:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
scott

i was just gonna say bacon. the Mrs.MGA has me beat!

February 09 2009 at 4:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mrs.MGA

Frank Cologne smells like a forgotten Burger King Whopper left in a hot car.


February 09 2009 at 3:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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