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30 Rock: St. Valentine's Day

by Bob Sassone, posted Feb 13th 2009 4:02AM
30 Rock: St. Valentine's Day(S03E11) "Nice ... you mean like stew?" - Liz to Jack, about what dinner to make Drew

OK, I think it's officially time to call out an APB on Josh and the rest of the writing staff. They're missing again this week. Not many supporting characters at all this week. Even Jenna had only one quick (though very funny) scene, while Frank was reduced to just handing off one of the subplots to Kenneth. I really want to see this show get back to some episodes about TGS and NBC and the inner working of the show. It's like TGS is on summer hiatus or something.

Having said that, this episode was quite good.

I kinda wish the whole Jack/Elisa story was over, because we all know the relationship isn't going anywhere. But Salma Hayek is always good for one really funny line, and Jack's church phone call/prayer to Jonathan was hysterical, as was the scene in the confessional. But in general, I'd rather see Jack back at his office at NBC interfering with TGS and helping Liz with her life. Instead, the only NBC stuff we get is Tracy doing a Cyrano for Kenneth's romance of a blind woman. Not a bad subplot, I guess, though my favorite part was Jenna impersonating Michael Macdonald.

Liz's life seems to be going pretty well, though. Sure, we learned tonight that Drew is normal but his family might not be. His teenage daughter drinks? His mom dies in the hospital, but not before telling Liz that she's actually Drew's grandmother and his aunt is his mom? And all of this happens on the same night as Liz and Drew's first date? That's all kinds of crazy. Jon Hamm only has one more episode left, so I wonder how they're going to write him out. Hopefully it will leave the door open for future visits.

More quotes:

"Hello, regular person Lemon." - Drew, to Liz, who said "Hello, Dr. Baird."

"We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert" - Elisa

"I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back." - Kenneth

"I don't know, you ever put a donut in the microwave?" - Liz

"Thanks, I found it at Dunkin' ... wait a minute." - Liz, about her scarf

"Yeah, you still have that rotting pumpkin in the corner, so I have a feeling you don't have a great instinct for what month it is." - Drew, to Liz

"I feel all car sick inside." - Kenneth

"My instincts have never let me down. Except for that eclipse." - Jennifer

"Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water." - Liz

"OK, I guess we just jumped ahead to date four." - Liz

"Mandy. Is that a male friend, like Mandy Patinkin?" - Liz

"I found it on my favorite web site ... stop showing off, Dot.com!" - Tracy

"I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion." - Jack

"I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition." - Jack, a reference to Alec Baldwin's role in Malice

"I need backup! Harvard did not prepare me for this." - Priest, after Jack's confession

"How dare you say that in front of a statue of St. Lucia, the patron saint of judge mental statues!" - Elisa

"Kenneth, why do you suddenly sound white?" - Jennifer

"I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feel good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me." - Jack

"I believe we were brought together by the most successful capitalist enterprise in the history of the world. Despite the McLean Deluxe and the McEmu." - Jack


30 Rock' Show & Cast Photos

    Actress Tina Fey arrives at the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre on September 21, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

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    Actor Alec Baldwin attends HBO

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    Actors Alec Baldwin and Jane Krakowski attend HBO

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    Actors Alec Baldwin and Jane Krakowski attend HBO

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    Actresses Tina Fey(L) and Amy Poehler attend the Governors Ball for the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Los Angeles Convention Center on September 21, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

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    Writer-actress Tina Fey leaves HBO

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    Actress Tina Fey and TV Host Stephen Colbert attend the Governors Ball for the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Los Angeles Convention Center on September 21, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

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    Actor Alec Baldwin attends the Governors Ball for the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Los Angeles Convention Center on September 21, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

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    Actress Tina Fey arrives at the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards Governor

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    Actresses Tina Fey and Amy Poehler arrives at the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards Governor

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"I found it on my favorite web site ... stop showing off, Dot.com!" - Tracy

hysterical!

30 Rock is one of the best comedy series that airs today..

February 24 2009 at 5:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Zach

I'm hoping that scarf joke was a reference to the Rachel Ray incident from this past summer.

February 13 2009 at 9:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike McNamara

The McDonald's stuff is hilarious and not at all distracting unless you are looking for it. Sort of like the missing writing staff. I love it when they are on, but as long as the rest of the episode delivers laughs and entertainment, I don't go around looking for flaws or what could have been.

February 13 2009 at 2:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Wes

I laughed for a long while when Tracy answered Kenneth's phone and said:

"Hello, NBC. Blah, Blah, Blah. Thank You!"

and then hung up. I wish I could do that at work.

February 13 2009 at 2:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brian

Seriously, that episode was hilarious. Why so down on it? And the church & confessional scenes had me crying from laughter.

February 13 2009 at 1:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Amy

Great episode! I loved all the church scenes especially Jack's Our Father, the confession, and Elisa vs. Jack.

I also loved the call back to the gay bomb.

http://pregnantcornbread.com

February 13 2009 at 12:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike Doran

I humbly claim the Nit-Pick championship with the following: Catholic priests do not come out of Divinity schools, Harvard's or anywhere else's - they attend seminaries, often (but not always) connected with a Catholic university such as Holy Cross or Georgetown. They used to make this mistake with Fr. Mulcahy on M*A*S*H all the time, and it was like nails on the blackboard for me. There must be a scholarly paper in here somewhere - why so many non-Catholic comedy writers are hung up on the Church of Rome. They ought to have at least one cradle Catholic on staff to prevent slip-ups like this...

February 13 2009 at 12:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Toby O\'B

'Murder, She Wrote' made a similar mistake - one of the characters in an episode was dressed as a priest and claimed he was connected to Trinity University in Hartford. In the real world it has no affiliation to the Catholic Church.

Angela Lansbury should have noticed that - she had a nephew graduate from there. (So I've read....)

February 13 2009 at 3:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Arnold

I am just happy that another "Strangers with Candy" Alum is still employed!
THe blind girl was "TAMELAS!!" , Jerri Blank's best friend

February 13 2009 at 11:59 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
samodernist

Tracy calling the blind girl a "Sexy Ms. Magoo"...you would have to remember the old cartoon Mr. Magoo for that one...it made me laugh my a** off.

February 13 2009 at 11:45 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bob Sassone

No idea why I wrote Kenny Rogers instead of Michael Macdonald. I think I was craving chicken last night.

February 13 2009 at 11:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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