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TV Squad Ten: TV DILFs
I think I'm getting old. I realized this last season while watching an episode of Kyle XY. Matt Dallas, who plays Kyle himself, and his baby blues weren't doing anything for me. Chris Olivero (Declan) and his hunky jock thing didn't excite me either. I turned to my husband, mildly horrified when it hit me: "Honey, the hottest guy on this show is the dad!"When my husband shook off his case of the giggles, he gently reminded me that the dad was, actually, closer to my age than the teenage boys. True, but I am so not as old as that dad... but I do think he's hot.
In fact, there have been a lot of hot dads, let's call them DILFs, on TV in recent years. Gives us oldies some eye candy too, I suppose. So, in descending order (yep, you've got to wait until the end for the super-hotties):
TV Squad: Top DILFs
10. William Cooper (Chris Lowell), 'Private Practice'
I never thought I'd put ex-Piz on a list of hotties, but what can I say -- the guy has grown on me. He plays a smart, sensitive dad, possibly the only character on the show with a head on his shoulders, and that alone makes him DILF-y.
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9. Phil Grey (Michael Nouri), 'Damages'
Stepdads count, right? You can't even try to deny the special place in your heart for Michael Nouri since Flashdance, you know you can't. Now, 26 years (yes, 26 years) later, Nouri is still dreamy. And you've got to respect what a good dad he is to Patty's son. Don't go out of town, Patty, you're married to a DILF!
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8. Eric Taylor (Kyle Chandler), 'Friday Night Lights'
My crush on Kyle started back on Early Edition, though he wasn't a dad. Check him out as a big-coach, big-daddy... way hotter than just reading a newspaper. Amidst all that pressure to produce a winning team, he's still a super dad, which puts him on my DILF list.
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7. Sam Bennett (Taye Diggs), 'Private Practice'
Private Practice keeps a stash of hotties in residence, and Dr. Sam Bennett is another DILF. Handsome, successful, handsome, sexy, handsome....
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6. Harry Wilson (Rob Estes), '90210'
Seriously, how can Annie's friends come over and not drool over daddy? Oh, wait -- probably because they are too busy drooling over him at school everyday. Can you imagine having a principal that looks like that? He's a dad who cares about his kids -- and all the kids -- and for that, he's a DILF.
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5. Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), 'Bones'
That Booth is such an Angel of a dad... I had to, sorry! He's smart, sexy, funny and successful. His soft spot, though, is not for Bones like some people think; for me, he turns to a puddle when it is anything to do with his son. DILF-y? You bet.
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4. John Winchester (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), 'Supernatural'
Let's just say it -- if Sam and Dean were dads, they'd be on the DILF list too. Something about those daddy dimples, the way John would do anything for his sons, the way he cried every time he was in the presence of his boys... that's a DILF.
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3. Judah Botwin (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), 'Weeds'
Does he count twice? Remember the dimples. Moving on....
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2. Rick Castle (Nathan Fillion), 'Castle'
Nathan Fillion is a pleasure to watch in any role, but Castle is a brilliant mix of womanizer and sensitive dad. It's a great combination and I can see this show being a huge hit (here's hoping....).
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1. Stephen Trager (Bruce Thomas), 'Kyle XY'
I had to give my inspiration for this post top billing. Apparently, I'm a sucker for dimples, because I've not seen bigger ones than Thomas's. Stephen is the best dad, to his own kids and to the strays his wife insists on taking in. If every dad communicated with his kids the way Stephen does, dare I say there would be no dysfunction in this world. I hereby dub Stephen Trager as King of the recent TV DILFs!
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