Jon Stewart rips CNBC a new one, then rips CNBC's new one a new one - VIDEO
Note to self: if I ever have the honor of making a guest appearance on The Daily Show, do not, repeat, DO NOT CANCEL. I don't care if my flight to LaGuardia has a ton of water that can be dumped by pushing a button and it's flying over my mother's house, which is on fire. That would be probably waste fuel and, therefore, 12 seconds of flight time.
Sorry, mom, but if that's the case, it's either lose your home or your oldest son. And stop taking so long to make up your mind.
The other night, CNBC's Rick Santelli was supposed to appear as Jon Stewart's guest to discuss this whole financial mess that will one day bring about the four horsemen of the apocalypse. But he canceled at the last minute, and that sent Stewart on the kind of verbal ass-ripping that we have been waiting for since this whole mess hit the fan.
Santelli, as you may not know since the only people who watch CNBC are either homeless or in federal prison, is famous for reporting the day's financial news on the floor of the stock market. He recently became America's douchebag of the week when he got a bunch of braying jackasses (you might know them as stock traders) to cheer against Barack Obama's call for some of the stimulus money to go towards homeowners in danger of default.
Stewart then told CNBC and a few of their rotating Lazy Susan of empty talking heads in a clear, measured tone and with a great deal of forethought, and I quote, "F%*& you." If that doesn't win Stewart and his staff this year's Pultizer for outstanding commentary, then nothing will.
The eight-minute-plus rant picked apart the network from the lovely Maria Bartiromo down to the downright scary Jim Cramer like it was a Chinese pulled pork dish, and served up the meaty strips of flesh for the rest of us to enjoy. It's the kind of rant that probably made Lewis Black urge Stewart to "calm down before you lose your temper and say something you'll really regret."
But even if Stewart popped a blood vessel or two in his brain, it was worth the sacrifice. It needed to be said, whether Santelli canceled his appearance or not.

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