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What to Watch Wednesday, March 11

by Kim Potts, posted Mar 11th 2009 5:00AM
South Park'South Park'
(10PM, Comedy Central) 13th season premiere
Matt Stone and Trey Parker, where have you been?!

The 'South Park' papas return for a well-timed dose of irreverent humor, and they've chosen wisely for their first target of the new season: The Jonas Bros. and their infamous purity rings. In South Park, it's Kenny and his new girlfriend who get the chastity rings when the K-Man takes his new lady to a Jonas Bros. concert in hopes of scoring ... big points with her.

Meanwhile, if teen dreams are the topic, we have hopes there'll be a Miley Cyrus joke or two somewhere in the mix also, though the mere potential of orange-coated Kenny trying to get his swerve on is more than enough reason to tune in.


South Park'South Park'
(10PM, Comedy Central) 13th season premiere
Matt Stone and Trey Parker, where have you been?!

The 'South Park' papas return for a well-timed dose of irreverent humor, and they've chosen wisely for their first target of the new season: The Jonas Bros. and their infamous purity rings. In South Park, it's Kenny and his new girlfriend who get the chastity rings when the K-Man takes his new lady to a Jonas Bros. concert in hopes of scoring ... big points with her.

Meanwhile, if teen dreams are the topic, we have hopes there'll be a Miley Cyrus joke or two somewhere in the mix also, though the mere potential of orange-coated Kenny trying to get his swerve on is more than enough reason to tune in.

'The Chopping Block'
(8PM, NBC) series premiere
He's the chef who made fellow chef Gordon Ramsay (his former employee) cry. So you can imagine the drama – and hissy fits – that might ensue when British chef Marco Pierre White challenges two teams of aspiring restaurateurs to open hot new eateries in New York City.

'Ghost Hunters'
(9PM, Sci Fi) 5th season premiere
Who knew flag-sewin' could stir up the spirit world? But apparently it does, as the TAPS fellas investigate alleged hauntings at the Philadelphia home of flag-maker Betsy Ross.

'Damages'
(10PM, FX)
Oh, Ellen, so unaware of who she should really trust, which is gonna lead to trouble as her relationship with Wes heats up.

'Throwdown With Bobby Flay'
(9PM, Food Network)
Mmmmmmm ... this is an episode that'll make you wish you were seeing the show in person, as Bobby challenges the Casserole Queens of Austin, Texas, to see who can make the best chicken pot pie.

'High School Reunion'
(10PM, TV Land)
The debate continues about whether or not Dennis the menace should be allowed to stay at the house. Dude, it's not even your class reunion ... hit the bricks already, and wait to torture your own classmates.

Also on tonight:
- 'The New Adventures of Old Christine' (8PM, CBS)
- 'Earth: The Sequel' (10PM, Discovery)


What's on tomorrow: 'ER,' 'Ugly Betty' and more

Check out our TV calendar for a look at the month ahead

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