Judging Kara...it's time to get tough

It's time for the judge to be judged. American Idol is toodling along this year, and after tonight we'll be down to ten performers (presuming that the new-fangled Judge's Save rule isn't employed). So, now that we are where we are, it seems about the right time to note that the new judge is a dud.
Okay, maybe not a total dud, but she really isn't bringing much to the table. Timidity gets you nowhere on American Idol. She needs to get tougher. She needs more attitude. Apparently, I'm not the only scribe who feels this way.
Kara has all the bona fides to be an American Idol judge. I don't question that she knows her chops. Here's the problem: she doesn't seem very adept at articulating her criticism. She sorta, kinda roams around her comment, meandering into "I just didn't feel it" territory, or falling back on the standard trope, "I would have liked it if you chose a different song."
The Kara experiment hasn't been a total failure, though, and I'll tell you why. While Kara's been frustratingly un-constructive in her criticism, she has actually made Paula Abdul seem more focused. I didn't think that was possible! Paula may be counted on to be a cheerleader, but lately she has been offering more to the singers than Kara.
Last night, for example, she noted that Lil Rounds would have been better off singing two choruses of Martina McBride's "Independence Day" than two verses. That's specific instruction and on target, too, because in a short time slot on American Idol, the chorus would have hit home with more of a hook than the verses did.
Here's my unsolicited advice for Kara D if she wants to be asked back for next season. Give it more attitude and be more decisive in your judgment. If I were a director, I'd put it like this, "Think Judge Judy and stop with the wishy-washy comments." Goodness knows, being sharp as a tack has always worked for Simon!
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