American Idol's Megan and the name game
Were you as shocked as I was that when the results of the American Idol Top 10 Motown performances were announced that the blonde with the tattoo on her arm was safe? Her enthusiastic, but lamentable, version of Stevie Wonder's "For Once in My Life" was a "train wreck" according to Randy Jackson (and he's rarely that critical), while Simon Cowell labeled her singing "atrocious." So, yes, I was stunned when she wasn't in the bottom three. By the way, I'm not being insulting by not calling her by her name, I'm just not sure what it is.
When she started the competition, she was Megan Corkrey. Then she was Megan Joy Corkrey. Then just in the last week or so, she's been Megan Joy. I think this week, her name tag might read pretty blonde with the Bjork fixation (yeah, she's a Bjork fan).
If she sticks with Megan Joy, she'll be forced to share Google search space with another Megan Joy, the porno star of Desperate Housewhores 7. Hmm...does she have a tattoo on her arm?
I don't think it's going to matter much longer, though, because if Megan -- M.J. -- gets through another round it'll be a minor miracle. She's not a Sanjaya, but she does seem to be overstaying her welcome, especially since there are quite a few stronger singers still raising their game (Adam, for one).
Here's a word of advice for Megan before the American Idol Top 10 tour, however. Settle on a name. If you don't want to use her ex-husband's last name Corkrey, make Megan Joy your official moniker if you can imagine it on marquees and CD covers and you like what you see.
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