Powered by i.TV
February 12, 2012
 
CONNECT    

Smallville: Stiletto

by Brad Trechak, posted Apr 24th 2009 2:10AM
Smallville(S08E19) Lois is back, and she's as self-absorbed as usual. However, this time she's fighting crime dressed as a cross between Catwoman and a hooker dominatrix.

Oh, and she calls herself "Stiletto" because of her high-heeled boots. Why is everyone in this town so infatuated with wearing a costume? At least Lois can sew her own leather.

It's nice to see that Jimmy is still around. It's a pity he's taking a job at a criminal-run bar in order to afford his drug habit. Of course, that's not quite as bad as Chloe becoming an accessory to murder. I predict that she will likely meet her demise in the season finale. Or she will hook back up with Jimmy. Same difference.

By thinking that a stiletto was a knife, Clark proves his lousy fashion sense. This will likely come into play later when he finally picks out the tights and cape. Lois had an amusing line about sewing an "S" on her chest and asking if it was tacky. Given the amount of cleavage she was showing, I don't think her outfit had enough cloth in the chest region to fit an "S".

There was a great deal of product placement tonight. I caught references to Dell, Sony and Nike. Why even bother having a plot or characters? They just get in the way of the commercials.

Has anybody else noticed that Lois doesn't seem to get along with any of her bosses? It's a good thing she delivers those scoops.

I said it before and I'll say it again: where are the cops in Metropolis? How did Stiletto get to the crime scene first? Also, they're in the hospital yet again?

Bruno Manheim is a character from the comic books, as is the Ace of Clubs. I just thought I should mention that. The episode does give the best insight since the Watchmen movie about how the mob operates in a world populated by superheroes.

Marketing people take heed: the most effective anti-corporate message is the use of Kryptonite money. Okay, they didn't really use it as an anti-corporate message, but it's something I was thinking.

Chloe is not very good at being the nerve center of a superhero network if her unencrypted laptop can get so easily stolen. At least Clark has access to some of Oliver's equipment. Check out the voice of the Red-Blue Blur.

They did have a few subtle references to past incarnations of the Man of Steel. Lois spoke the line to the Red-Blue Blur "Can you read my mind?", which is from the 1978 Superman movie. The other was the use of a phone booth. They probably still exist, but where?

The crunching sounds from Doomsday's attack on the thug made me wonder if Doomsday was actually eating the guy.

The episode was decent, if not great. I liked the Lois/Clark interplay and you can see the relationship developing. Contrast that with Jimmy and Chloe, who are becoming train wrecks. We have only three more episodes until the big season finale of Clark vs. Doomsday.

Add a Comment

*0 / 3000 Character Maximum

17 Comments

Filter by:
JMAC

This was the most juvenile, campy, soap opera-esk episode ever! The writers should be beaten with a stack of their own Teen Beat Magazines or what ever rag they have begun subscribing to this year. Either that or they've started taking their prose from the superficial morons that write for American Idol, 90210 or some other self indulgent, mindless drivel that plagues most of prime-time television.
I know that this show is trying to have some fun with the characters but that was ridiculous. If this is the last season (I hope not) then it is really going out with a depressingly pitiful whimper and not the big bang that we the loyal fans deserve.

May 12 2009 at 12:26 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ghthomas

I like this EP. I though when I saw preview UGH. It was a nice thought shows lois the problems of the Hero. It progress's her love for Clark. How much more does she need than one person puting his own life in danger. Just as she put her life in danger when she jumped in to save Clark. If thats not love, What is?

Doom will kill Chloe. This gives Clark his rational to kill Doom, which is against Clark's morality.

April 29 2009 at 12:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jake

POSSIBLE SPOILER

In reference to the Clark vs. Doomsday finale, just want to throw something out that I haven't seen mentioned elsewhere. The spoilers are saying that a "main character" will die in the finale. My money is on Clark. Remember that Superman died killing Doomsday in the comics (one-of-if-not-the-first enemy SM had to kill to defeat). The Doomsday issues were only the first couple in the Superman is Dead series. I'm guessing the season will end with a Clark is Dead cliffhanger. Hopefully they will then use that to turn the next season into a proper "Rise of Superman" finale.

April 27 2009 at 11:41 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
csttar63

i dont see how clark can remain hidden once he becomes superman. in the smallville universe, someone will surely try to test his identity. the only way it can work, is if clark has a clone or something. just like clark saw lois thru the mask, someone will see him thru the glasses. i am forever recognizing voices of certain actors in commercials and i dont know them personally like people know clark on the show. i have recognize faces of actors thu the makeup and disguises, so clark would be made.

i dont see how you can suspend disbelief in this incarnation of superman. clark is too well-known and supposedly smart people are suspicious.

am i hitting the target here?

April 27 2009 at 8:19 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rose

I like everything about Smallville. Especially Clark. There are more stupid TV programs on TV, that go on and on forever. I look forward to watching Smallville each week. But, I do not like re-runs. So, it's fantasy. So what. Aren't most TV programs fantasy.

April 26 2009 at 6:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
kennat5pm

Stiletto was about the dumbest, most boring and the worst ep of Smallville history. Lois needs to act instead of throwing out her fake boobs and that S-M outfit makes Lois look like the dumba** middle aged cow that she is.

April 25 2009 at 5:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
J.

Is Doomsday banging Chloe?

April 24 2009 at 10:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Michael

I thought the episode wasn't as bad as some of the other episodes of the season. The phone booth scene was very good and the conversation at DP after the bullet was good as well. Once Chloe gets killed off I think that the story will quickly start to develop and be more about Clark and Lois. Chloe doesn't bother me too much but it's time to start wrapping everything up and the first thing to do is get her out of there. I'll give this episode 7/10 just for the Clark/Lois story advancement and well Lois looked amazing in that outfit.

April 24 2009 at 4:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
1 reply to Michael's comment
ghthomas

If you know someone well, it is not hard to se through a mask.

April 29 2009 at 12:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
superrrguy

How did Clark even recognize Lois in her costume? In the superhero universe eye masks and glasses make people indistinguishable from their alter identities.

April 24 2009 at 12:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ac

What was good:
-Stiletto outfit
-The phone conversation between Lois and The Blur (Hey just knock off the Red/Blue part and it doesnt sound bad)
-The preview for next week.

What sucked:
-The rest of it. Kryptonite money? Really?

While it was bad it was not SuperLana bad at least, but wow this episode sucked.

April 24 2009 at 12:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Follow Us

From Our Partners